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masturbation rolodex

referring to the memory of any past sexual experiences that are worthy of masturbating to at a future time.

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discussing how a sexual experience was so exceptional that it will be remembered fondly of and kept in the memory bank.
That girl was incredible. I'm going to have to store that away in my masturbation rolodex.
by LeBron Shames June 28, 2010
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robosex

the defacto term for sex with android robots and also lesser machines such as sextoys.
secretly their passion was robosex, and they engaged frequently in threesomes and most sexual activity with their favorite shiny lover, a sexy goth robot who's features, surfaces and postures were very life-like.
by Ralph Gaggern December 9, 2007
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robosexual

One who engages in sexual intercourse exclusively with machines.

Also: robo-curious - one who suspects machines could be superior to the real thing.
I have a foot locker full of sex toys and no boyfriend; I am a robosexual.

The Hustler store rewards card is a must for anyone who is robosexual or robo-curious.
by Miz Yopo October 23, 2012
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Robosex

Greg (Robot Voice): "Would you like to have Robosex?"

Yun Gee: "Yes Please."

Greg (Robot Voice): "Okay, let me look for the sex folder on my hard drive..."
by iPodsexfreak December 18, 2008
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robosexual

The homosexual relationship between a male robot and a male human or a female robot and a female human in the year 3000.
I don't want people thinking we're robosexuals. So if anyone asks, you're my debugger.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 20, 2006
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rolodex hoes

a rolodex hoe is some scumrat that you've had your way with in the past, but you still keep her number whether it's in your phone or written down somewhere.
"yo man, I wanna dunk my cock deep into a slutbag tonight...maybe I'll just call one of my rolodex hoes"
by mazzarinballbat September 2, 2016
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Robosexual

Lesie:Rung is sooooo hot!
Marie:god,you are such a robosexual...
by Robosexual4Rung July 20, 2017
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