Ripping Ass

To take a shit or fart of God-like magnitude in a very unpleasant sounding, looking and smelling way. Typical examples can be found in public bathrooms, or after taco night.

Dude, the in the stall next to me was ripping ass, I swear he cracked the toilet.

by Briskly May 12, 2019

Ultra Mega Gorilla Ripped

Being so high, that you cannot move, speak, think or process anything that is going on. Gorilla meaning big or maximum.

Dude that blunt was so dank, I'm ultra mega gorilla ripped.

by Brandon, Beau, Oscar, Tyler June 19, 2008

E-Ripped

the state of being retarted high. A whole other level up from being just "ripped".

Man, that double-barrel bong and blunt we just smoked has me fully e-ripped!

by donald_wellington May 30, 2017

Dick Ripping

Dick Ripping - sarcastic way to express severe frustration.

Dick Ripping example - Your stupidity makes me so angry I ripped my dick off.

by asertgyqaergadrsfg May 16, 2016

ripped wide open

The state of being absolutely intoxicated from consuming many more alcoholic beverages than one's body can physically handle.

Dave: These past five days I've been completely sober, but tonight I'm getting ripped wide open.

by bouncedeezy August 24, 2010

Ripping a van winkle

To intend to take a short nap, but end up sleeping for a much longer period. Refers to the story of Rip Van Winkle who fell asleep for a hundred years.

I meant to take a quick nap before my next class but I ended up ripping a van winkle and missing my midterm.

by TheBleedingPen March 2, 2009

Rectal ripper

A painful fart.

Ahhhh!! a rectal ripper rupture, l fear!

by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016