rim ringer

A fart that is so forceful it stings your asshole upon release; typically caused from your butt cheeks being pressed together very tightly.

I was laying in bed and gave myself the worst rim ringer. I was in tears.

by Ellen D. November 20, 2022

Cum-drum ringer

The act of ejaculating semen into ones ear, then open hand slapping their ear. If done correctly the cum should penetrate the recipients ear drum, and cause permanent ringing in the their ear.

My fifth grade teacher gave me an F on my science report. So I gave her the old cum-drum ringer.

by Kirbizzal May 20, 2016

Ringer

A term often used to refer to a player illegally brought into a drop-in or beer league hockey game that is significantly better than the rest of the players on the team. Usually only plays a limited amount of games so the league does not find out and never gets off the ice . Hockey term for Smurf

12 Year Old: Damn coach, who's this sick hockey player, he's as fast as Speedy Gonzales and just as small.
Coach: That kid doesn't belong in this Division, He's too good to be playing here.

Coach to Player: Get off the ice you f*cking ringer!!!
Johnny Gaudreau: Make me bitch.

by TSE NY October 12, 2018

Rangel

Fuck boy who is trash at everything and is dumb as shit and thinks he’s cool but in reality he is retarded incompetent moron who Dick rides everyone

Rangel reminds me of Shit

by Poopalertlol102 February 21, 2019

Post-Ringling Depression

A term coined by Rebecca Parham meaning someone who thinks they are a failure because they don't get to the Ringling college expectations (Which is going to Disney or other big companies) unlike others.

"Because I wasn't out there getting big studio jobs like all my friends from school, I started to succumb to what I call the Post-Ringling Depression."

-Rebecca Parham

by DrBrad April 5, 2022

dead-ringer

a fake which looks just like the real thing

When two people look the same you might say:

Dave is a dead ringer for bob!

by cjklee March 6, 2005

purple ringer

psilocybin cubensis mushroom, a hallucinogenic drug used to reach total euphoria found in cow pastures in many parts of southeastern united states, most commonly found in southwest florida

purple ringer, shroom, mushroom, magic mushroom

by Ryan M.O July 7, 2006