Ruskified

When something is so utterly broken that no thing or person in the entire universe can fix it. Ever.

Saskia totally just broke the bed. The bed is Ruskified.

by Echelon* December 6, 2010

Lickified

An extension of the term Lickification. A pseudo-modern verb for describing the physical soiling of personal property using saliva, mucus, dribble, or any other aural/nasal excretory matter. Common methods are sneezing, coughing, using unwashed hands, and more advanced hand-to-mouth/nose-to-mouth techniques - see Lickyfly for more details.

Can also be used to describe the emotional damage and trauma experienced if an individual is unfortunate enough to witness a Lickifiction event. The phenomenon can lead to loss of appetite, frustration, paranoia, and other related obsessive-compulsive disorders.

Ewww I've been lickified

by Snowman December 10, 2004

rectified

The act of becoming erect in an unusual manner.

Cici was totally rectified by that message.

by Grace Dorsey November 10, 2007

ickified

Something that is not clean

Kirsty's hair in the morning is ickified if she doesn't get a shower

by piaa59 January 6, 2008

Riptified

When your so high you can't do nothing but sit there arms out and legs side by side.

"After smoking that hash I'm too riptified to do anything."

by Daze2313 December 18, 2008

rockified

When an object becomes rock-like.

The salt rockified in its container.

by yourule November 23, 2011

Rockified

Rockified/Rockify (present tense)

(In music) To turn a song from a genre such as hip-hop, country, disco, etc. into a version that is similar to rock and metal music.

Did you hear about that band, The Burning Polaroids? They rockified that old disco song I Will Survive and it sounded amazing!

by raventheguitarist January 19, 2024