Cambodian Rice Cake

The act of ejaculating into your hand and then, with the soiled hand, slapping your partner across the face.

Mike: If she's cheating on you why don't you dump her?
Doug: Oh don't you worry, I will. But not before I give her a Cambodian Rice Cake!
Mike: What?

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Colon-Cannon Rice Cake

When a woman shits on a man's nutsack.

"Barbara and I shared a colon-cannon rice cake last night. It was magical."
"Neat-o man!"

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Dude: dryer than the depths of hell
Rando: you are not wrong

Rando Asian: Ricey ricey rice no one like rice cake

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When your hittin an Asian from behind while inhabiting an igloo

Me: Hey ken, I got me sum of dat cold rice cake.
ken: hittin that fo sho!

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When a rice cake is burnt on the toaster caused by a fire.

The burnt rice cakes went on fire on the toaster.

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When someone beautiful resembles rice so clearly they are a beautiful little rice cake.

I just wanna eat you up, my beautiful little rice cake!

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When one drops in on your wave when surfing.

Grommet Tim rice caked Pat on that wave.

rice caked by Cobin June 2, 2015

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