Rectal ripper

A painful fart.

Ahhhh!! a rectal ripper rupture, l fear!

by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

Scally Ripped

This is a person (who is a low life) who is ripped; however he only obtains this level of ripped from the manual labor job that they are forced to do due to a lack of qualifications or a criminal record. These people generally walk around with their shirt off on mild or cold days to try and show off their scally ripped body.

Look at that scally ripped mother fucker who is walking down the street with his shirt off

by captain scally 3000 September 14, 2010

Ripred

The Supreme Being from Suzanne Collins' The Underland Chronicles. He Pawns All. Bow down fools. Bow Down.

OMG! Watch out for Ripred! He's gonna bust a cap in your ass!

by KillMeSoftly December 18, 2008

Ripped him a second asshole

This can also be ripped her a second asshole. Originally this phrase meant to attack someone with vicious and overwhelming brutality but, over time the meaning changed to become to reprimand someone so totally and effectively that it effectively destroyed them. If you have ripped him (or her) a second asshole you have administered the ultimate put down.

Jay, you know that wanker Malcolm ruined the design for the new website? Well the boss called him into his office and ten minutes later Malcolm came out, he was pale and shaking and I think he'd pissed himself! The boss sure ripped him a second asshole and on top of that he got potted!

by Croatalin December 1, 2013

ripperino

When something goes wrong; When you rest in pepperoni.

I smashed my bong! Ripperino!

by DJ KLUB June 11, 2016

Ripeepers

When a massive bloody wasted opportunity happens and you miss it. Essentially a more extreme RIP.

Person A: I got a F In Math on my report
Person B: Rip. But I got an F in all my subjects.
Person A: RIPEEPERS

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

divine rapier

The Divine Rapier was granted by God himself to the rebels in the War of the Magi. Ends games

Sentinels: we're boned, our middle just got taken down

Keeper of the Light: its ok guys, i got the ultimate weapon *makes divine rapier*

*dies to Magina*

Sentinels: OMFG NOOB

by Ezalor September 10, 2006