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Retonto

A term originating in South Louisiana, and primarily used in such (i.e. by Baton Rouge rappers such as Lil Phat and Lil Boosie).

Retonto is a disambiguation of 'retarded' in a context meaning 'dumb', 'stupid', 'crazy', etc. It originates as a cross-language compound word consisting of the English word 'Retarded' and the word 'Tonto' which, in Spanish and Italian means 'Dumb' or 'Silly', and in some Native American languages means 'wild one'.

Therefore, Retonto is essentially a cross between 'Retarded', 'Dumb', and 'Wild'.
"Them boys don't go HAM, they go straight Retonto"

"Baton Rouge is straight Retonto"
by BR Phat June 13, 2013
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Retorted

Someone who is absolutely awful at comebacks, reputations, and retorts. Often times their replies are met with awkward stares and silence.
Bob: you have no chill

Bill: Yeah, well... YOUR MOM!

Bob: Are you retorted?
by xJoshAndStuffx October 19, 2014
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retoots

adj.
Short for "retarded", as in "crazy good."
"Where should we eat tonight?"
"Let's go to East Side's, their selection of pasta is retoots."
by MADSTA_ January 21, 2010
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rebooty

A booty call made with an ex-sexual partner.
After they broke up, little D is coming back here in a few months, Mattie is so ready for some rebooty.
by Little D December 12, 2008
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Gritty Reboot

Re-starting a film franchise from the very beginning and making it a grittier, more realistic version that will appeal to adults.
"I thought the Batman movie franchise died with Batman & Robin but we got The Dark Knight thanks to that gritty reboot!
by Cacaphony5432 July 6, 2010
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Retrotechno

The love of vintage technology and retro visions of the future, most commonly from the mid to late 1900's with special focus on the 80's and early 90's.

Humerously cumbersome, oddly obsolete, or completely pointless and time consuming to use, these devices were often hailed in their time as being modern and futuristic while in retrospect seeming like a large waste of time.

Most often seen (and celebrated) in older movies dealing with cutting edge (for their time) technology, or Futuristic devices.
Johnny's cellphone was ringing, he reached to the back seat of his Delorean for the handy briefcase weighing only 14 lbs, the latest in portable technology and completely Retrotechno!
by Loxe April 30, 2010
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Retortise

When you are so slow that it defies retarted
Oh that Johnny is so Retortise
by Mayonnaiseisrealinstrument69 September 5, 2018
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