realsticky

a portmanteau word - realistically + sticky = in reality a situation that may lend itself to complex or unfortunate outcomes

1,000 feet? How close is the bar realsticky? Is it close-close or nine subway stops and a cab "close." Am I going to end up there blacked out getting humped in a corner, realsticky?

by DrewDown91 April 16, 2015

retardican

High-profile pseudo-celebrities such as Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh, who when confronted with fact, respond with name calling and personal attacks, instead of a rebuttal with an equally compelling point of view. More aggressive than the demotard, the retardican uses catch phrases and repetition to instill fear of total collapse under any other leadership or system of values other than their own.

I could tell they were retardicans when they responded to the Presidents request for an "on-air, fully transparent discussion" with , "this could be a trap" instead of embracing this as an opportunity to work together to accomplish a goal.

by ronchee 1 3 February 13, 2010

retaustic

When someone is being a retard and autisitic at the same time.

Noah is being so retaustic at this time

by TeeMicDee May 7, 2018

retartistry

The art of being retarded; Stupidity so profound it becomes an art form.

George Bush's tenure as president is marred by acts of sheer retartistry.

by Rebecca Ash-Murray June 30, 2008

retardicorn

A particularly rare specimen of moron encountered in the wild.

Have I told you about that fucking retardicorn I met the other day?

by Memeperor February 12, 2021

retarsion

1) the process of being/getting/feeling retarded
2) can also be used to refer to a person undergoing the process of being/getting/feeling retarded

1) dude, ive hit the retarsion mark. i can't walk or talk straight any more!!!

2) holy hell, look at that retarsion

by shars July 21, 2008

retardicity

Something that demonstrates a distinctive retardedness surrounding it.... more of an air than anything else, a sort of "je ne sais quois" that tells you, inherently, that this person/place/thing is truly and utterly retarded.

My buddy dave, though suave in his leather jacket and sneakers, would be flush with retardicity any time he opened his mouth.

by Muntumbo mo klick December 24, 2008