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coalition of fat gay retards

an activist group made up of those we know and don't love enough, so they have to form their own little society to feel any sense of belonging
"yo man, you should really look into that coalition of fat gay retards."

"what's that?"
"a group for fat guys who can't read and like men"
"oh yeah, that'd be perfect."
by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021
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retards

A typo of the word regards which can get you in serious trouble at work.
by GrEMbOt... September 14, 2005
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Ultimativos Retardos

MARK: I JUST WON A GAME OF FORTNITE
ROBIN: ULTIMATIVOS RETARDOS
by THATTOOMAS May 7, 2020
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pants on head retarded

A state of retardedness where the subject is under such delusions that an action like wearing their pants on their own head seems like a rational thing to do.
Medical Chief: What can you tell me about the patient?

Psychologist#1: When brought in he was in a hysterical state. At the time there was no way of contacting him. We've had some limited interaction with him once he calmed down.

Medical Chief: Could you elaborate?

Psychologist#1: Well, so far, he has insisted on eating soup with a fork, wasn't able to grasp that an on/off button only has two modes and shows equal amount of amusement from contemporary music as well as advertising jingles.

Psychologist#2: The subject seems unaware of his surroundings, shows poor to none skills in human communications and lack concept of the basic laws of physics.

Medical Chief: So pretty much pants on head retarded?

Psychologist#1: That would be the medical term, yes.
by IamKenny April 14, 2010
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Retarded asshole

A person who is mentality not all there and is a jerk or doesn't care how their actions affect people.
"John stole my homework and ripped it up."
"What a retarded asshole."
by Diamond V June 6, 2018
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Retardedly strong

To posses the same retard power you remembered watching the retarded retard in grammar school had. He would fight 3 adults in such a manner, one would wonder where this unknown power came from. Likewise, its gaining this power from hitting the gym hard.
Nate: Hey dude, wanna go grab some burgers?
Jay: Naw kid, I'm busy getting that retard strength.

Nate: you been gettin retardedly strong lately.
by #1ABF April 5, 2020
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Retarded High

the state of being so high on marijuana that you have little to no control over your bodily movements.
That was an insane bong rip, I am retarded high! I can't even feel my legs!
by SeanZ32 April 4, 2010
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