Can you resist a selfie in even the most tempting situations? If so you are blessed with a rare quality in this age: Selfie-Restraint. Many photo snapping fiends can learn selfy-restraint. Tragically, some are beyond rehabilitation.
Speaker: Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in jail…
Michelle: Barack- The girls need to know who Mandela was.
Barack: Should we document this moment?
Michelle: Y-e-a-h. But we need to bring back something more from this.
Barack: Alright, I got it…
Michelle: What?
Barack: Make sure to tag me—Sorry Michelle, did you say something?
Michelle: Jesus Barack! We’re at a Memorial. Show some selfie-restraint!
Michelle: Barack- The girls need to know who Mandela was.
Barack: Should we document this moment?
Michelle: Y-e-a-h. But we need to bring back something more from this.
Barack: Alright, I got it…
Michelle: What?
Barack: Make sure to tag me—Sorry Michelle, did you say something?
Michelle: Jesus Barack! We’re at a Memorial. Show some selfie-restraint!
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Get the Selfie-restraint mug.by Louise November 5, 2004
Get the chemical restraint mug.n: the verbal (and non-papered) form of a restraining order against women who are massively promiscuous, have been known for continuously being a bitch, being psycho, or have a tree stuck so far up their ass that they're unbearable. Can be used on women who are bisexual, lesbian, or straight.
Man: Dude, why don't you go out with Jenny? She seems nice...
Other man: Hell no, man! That bitch is psycho and is a stuck-up bitch. She tried to turn my whole family against me. That's why I have a vaginal restraining order on her!
Other man: Hell no, man! That bitch is psycho and is a stuck-up bitch. She tried to turn my whole family against me. That's why I have a vaginal restraining order on her!
by DamienSphinx July 4, 2011
Get the vaginal restraining order mug.The act of a driver putting his or her right arm out to restrain the passenger when suddenly braking. This is a very common action between parents and children.
My dad has always been a gas and brake driver, so he has perfected the art of the HSRS or human safety restraint system.
by T in VA March 29, 2009
Get the HSRS or human safety restraint system mug.If only I could resist an eighth piece of cake. The cake is a restraint for example, of your happiness.
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Get the restraint mug.Person One: Hey, what ever happened to your ex?
Person Two: Oh, I got a 50 caliber restraining order on her.
Person One: What?
Person Two: Exactly.
Person Two: Oh, I got a 50 caliber restraining order on her.
Person One: What?
Person Two: Exactly.
by Erich Zann III July 9, 2010
Get the 50 caliber restraining order mug.A part time (volunteer) firefighter. They’re also known as retards, have zero capacity to retain any firefighting knowledge and have fuck all experience actually fighting any real fires (although they can spin a massive yarn about a big fire last year, even though they never went to it). They spend a lot of time playing dress ups and pretend to be real firefighters. Retained firefighters are always seen in public in some sort of fire related t-shirt, especially when not on duty. They can be identified by the 1990’s pager on their hip and the fact that they’ll tell you that they’re a fireman within 0.4 seconds of the start of ANY conversation. The only experience they really get is that of pressing the code 2 acknowledged button on the MDT.
My mate is a retained firefighter, he’s pager never goes off, but he’s always in uniform. Gosh he really loves those code 2’s.
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