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Kush Resistance

- The resilience an every-day kush/indica smoker builds to the variety of marijuana.
- A kind of tolerance built to the effects of stronger indica strains of marijuana new users experience, such as falling alseep/getting tired or getting couch locked.
Non-Smoker: Dude, I smoked some purp kush the other day and I went to sleep 10 minutes later...
Everyday smoker: Oh dude I got kush resistance...it's like a call of duty perk, but in real life. I don't get tired from kush anymore.
Non-Smoker: Word...?
by Trigunideals April 11, 2011
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by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022
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resistance is futile

1. In Star Trek, part of the standard message used by the Borg when they encounter an alien race they intend to assimilate into their collective.

2. In other uses (such as gaming), uttered by somebody about to launch what they believe to be an all-out and unstoppable attack against an opponent with the intent of conquering/defeating them in one fell swoop. Only to be used if you want to announce your presence.

3. Also used by a victor just after having utterly crushed an opponent.
1. WE ARE THE BORG. LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIPS. WE WILL ADD YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

2. Player 1: "Well, I've got your forces surrounded. You're going to die now. Resistance is futile"

Player 2: "Oh, we're boned"

3. Spoinkenstein just headshot Cheezsandwich for the 10th time in a row.

Spoinkenstein: Resistance is futile.

Cheezsandwich: "D'oh!"
by Neverpetaburningdog June 3, 2004
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uk resistance

Great British website using the style of 'Old Games Journalism' to highlight issues in the gaming community using the art of humour. An excellent site, though not as funny as it used to be, thanks to some whore named Teela.
That UK Resistance was brilliant till that Teela spastic started writing rubbish all over it
by Manuel Hong September 14, 2005
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Resistentialism

Resistentialism is a humorous theory to describe "seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects." In other words, a war is being fought between humans and inanimate objects, and all the little annoyances objects give people throughout the day are battles between the two.

The term was coined by humorist Paul Jennings in a piece titled "Report on Resistentialism", published in The Spectator in 1948 and reprinted in The New York Times.

The slogan of Resistentialism is "Les choses sont contre nous" -- "Things are against us"
Cases of Resistentialism:

Missing car keys: they have moved of their own accord and by means quite unobservable in order to spite you... Resistentialism!

When a bouncy ball escapes down the road: it may seem innocent but the ball knows all too well that the centre of the spectacle is that poor chap grasping helplessly in its wake... Resistentialism!

Be on the watch my fellow humans!
by Crescentpics May 30, 2011
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Resisty

A small resistance force made up of many aliens whose planets have been taken over by the Irken Empire. Their leader is a Vortian named Lard Nar, whose planet was once an allies of the Irkens and is now enslaved by them. The Resisty rocks, even though their name's a little...funny?
Lard Nar: "We are the Resisty! We have come to-"
Tallest Purple: "Whoowhoowhoowhoowhoo! Did you say 'The Resisty'?"
Lard Nar: "Yes, yes, the Resisty! Anyhow, we have come-"
Tallest Purple: "That's a stupid name."
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restitution

Restitution in moral signifies an act of justice by which reparation as far as possible is made for an injury that has been done to another.

The law of restitution is the law of gains-based recovery. It is to be contrasted with the law of compensation, which is the law of loss-based recovery. Obligations to make restitution and obligations to pay compensation are each a type of legal response to events in the real world. When a court orders restitution it orders the defendant to give up his gains to the claimant.

When a court orders compensation it orders the defendant to compensate the claimant for his loss.

Collection by defendant, court ordered.
The loss of two tamed ducks by someone shooting them. They were caught red handed. The courts gave us restitution.
by Medici October 8, 2007
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