retractable vagina

A vagina that can go back to being tight after having an extremely large dick inside it.

DAMNN LEANN! YOU HAVE A RETRACTABLE VAGINA! HOW MUCH IS THAT WORTH!

by meeeehellluhhh February 24, 2009

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replacement ref

n. Anyone trying to do a job or perform a task that is clearly out of their league, or beyond their capability.

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Why is this bus turning down a one-way street?

I think there's a replacement ref driving.

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by gnostic1 October 8, 2012

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ex-post retracto

The term for when you leave a response to someone's post, then they take down the post.

My brilliant response to their Facebook status update was ex-post retractoed when they deleted their status.

by Dr John April 1, 2010

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refractory period

A period of great sadness. Specifically, the time after male ejaculation during which he is not able to maintain another erection.

Ellen is so hot, I don't even experience a refractory period after I bang her, I can go straight through all night.

by Kunta Kinte Mufase Mbwatu July 15, 2006

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Textual Refractory Period

The amount of time it takes someone to return a text message.

- I sent her a text message over three hours ago! I don’t know if she’s ignoring me or if she just has a long textual refractory period.
- During his textual refractory period, a male is temporarily uninterested in further texting.
- Unlike men, most women do not experience a textual refractory period immediately after texting.
- Ugh! My grandpa’s textual refractory period is like twenty hours!

by Justice Bird March 1, 2012

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