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Remove Martyrdom

Officially the greatest thread ever to be conceived. (Voted as 'Thread of the Century' by Web User magazine in 2008) Originally founded by 'joseph12011993' on the Official Playstation Forum it has been the center of martyrdom based banter, as well as many other subjects, on the internet for over 2 years.

It has survived several attacks from both mods and uninformed members but to this day remains the place to be for any internet lover.
John: Oh boy, I sure do hate Martyrdom on Call of Duty....
Paul: You know what, you should express your views on the Remove Martyrdom thread... there you will recieve helpful tips on how to avoid being killed by said perk as well as making lots of life long friends!
John: You don't say?.... Well where do I sign up?!
Paul: Where? Why, on the Official EU Playstation Forums, thats where!
John: Jee thanks! My life is now complete....
by you know it makes sense February 24, 2010
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Remove miner

A Declaration of wanting to suck dick
by LonelyGhost0 March 27, 2022
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remove gerbil from horn

some brass players have a problem with this. Oftentimes, a small mammal is
lodged inside the horn.
French horns, will you please remove
the gerbil from your fucking horn!
phhhthp phhthp phhtp phhthp ptp!
by 420hitter December 4, 2002
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remove a splinter

To engage in sexual intercourse. The phrase is usually used when a friend has waited a period of time for you to exit the room in which the activities are taking place. A phrase often used by those not good at thinking on their feet.
I had to remove a splinter from her foot.
by Hunt Sman March 22, 2007
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!remove me

When you're talking with a group of friends but then it's starting to turn towards some ugly stuff (like 2 girls 1 cup).
Person 1: hey what did you say to John? he used "!remove me"
Person 2: that I found a porno of his mom.
Person 1: ew, gross dude don't tell stuff like that.
by TheRapist27 November 10, 2017
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REMOVE YOURSELF ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

when you confess your deep love for Cazza B but you get rejected ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
cazza: iโ€™m sorry, i donโ€™t love you like that
zozo: REMOVE YOURSELF ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
by zozo loves kenz April 27, 2019
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Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track

A phrase commonly used by high society instead of saying shit.
(At the dinner table with guests, it is polite for one to say:)

Excuse me everyone I need to Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track.
by sir twiggles May 5, 2007
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