reubening

to get caught with your cell phone by a teacher and to convince them that it was in your pocket

dam that kid was reubening for like 5 minutes

by Dammdatsstupid January 5, 2011

Reuben

Experiment number 625. A peaceful creature by nature, with all the destructive power of his "cousin", Stitch, but a higher level of intelligence. He had devoted his life to the art of sandwich making and hates conflict. He's a real nigga.

"You gotta try this sandwich. Reuben made it."

by Jumba Jookiba January 6, 2015

Reuben

Amazing guy! Always attractive; says the funniest words; always funny and good to be around for a smile

Reuben has Instagucci

by amdahu April 14, 2015

Repubelican

Same as a Republican, but with the word "pube" in the middle. Applies to all Republicans.

That man is a true Repubelican; he supports the death penalty but is pro-life.

by Weezerbeezy December 14, 2008

Reuben

A cat like creature that roams the nights looking for cookies

Dammit a Reuben stole my cookies

by Your_evil_twin101 June 1, 2020

Reuben

Puts hot sauce on his pancakes

Better hide your hot sauce, Reubens coming over for breakfast

by Mister Unknow July 19, 2018

Repubelicans

1. What's wrong with Murica
2. An individual who believes that the white male Christian God should be the only object of worship on the planet, that power and wealth should remain in the hands of 1% of the world's population while the remaining 99% starve, that health care should be privatized so the poor can't afford basic medication, that a rape victim living on welfare should be forced to care for a baby she didn't even ask for, and that America is the only real country on Earth while all those other countries they read about are just fakes invented by communists...oh wait, it's terrorists now, isn't it?

See those dumbass hypocrites? Those are stupid Repubelicans

by Viceryder November 26, 2014