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Mafia Relocation Program

Taking an undesireable person and forcing them into the trunk of a car then driving them far into the countryside and leaving them naked and beaten on the roadside.
"I cought the asshole that my girlfriend cheated on me with and put him into a Mafia Relocation Program."
by Nolan Smart December 12, 2005
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richard relocation

A fancy British way of saying Dick Move
"Why James, I do believe that was a Richard relocation!"
"You fink so mate? How 'bout ya come get som ya wanker!"
by SurrealArt August 11, 2016
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relongation

after a guy gets out of a cold pool, shrinkage occurs and he must wait up to 10 minutes for relongation to fully take place.
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dan: hey throw some clothes on we're going out
john: gimme a minute, I just went swimming and gotta relongate in case becky walks in on me and sees my 2 inch cock.

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if relongation takes more than 4 hours, see your doctor
by Jimmy Fitzgerald April 26, 2008
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surprise relocation

The act of moving an object or person from one location to another against their will.
H: What did you do last night Bill?
B: Well Henry, I drugged my little brother and dropped him off in a dumpster at the nearest sweatshop.
H: Isn't that called kidnap?
B: Hell no! It's just surprise relocation.
by eyes2thesku4u May 20, 2008
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Yahweh’s Restoration ministry

A church very popular on youtube with over 100000 subscribers, they believe in both the Old and New testaments and revere the Holy Name of the Heavenly Father, Yahweh. They also proclaim the Son, Yahshua, a name meaning, “Yahweh is salvation.” They believe that both obedience to the Word and faith in the Messiah are critical. They look to our Savior for salvation, realizing that only through Him do we find redemption and forgiveness of sins. They also observe the seventh-day Sabbath along with the seven annual Feast days. They are located in Holts Summit, MO a city near the capital of Missouri. Where they do daily sabbath and livestreams for there youtube channel.
John: “Emma have you watched Yahweh’s restorations ministry on youtube.”
Emma: “yes I love there videos. Yahweh’s Restoration ministry teaches about the both testaments, and helps me understand the bible.”
by John Abendana January 14, 2021
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Restoration Hardware

A set of Retail Stores and Venues....Actually a style of brand new furnishings and decor that do their best to emulate anything but what they actually are - contemporary products.

A style of decor that has an already broke-in look at the bare minimum -

It must fulfilling the desire to bring back all those items abused and thrown carelessly away in the past. A syndrome of societal guilt to pretend we never abandon our used.

I sincerely hope that we learn our lessons and archive and store instead of burn and trash.
None of these things are actually antiques, or from the places their style is named after:

Tuscan, Mediterranean, Vintage, French, World, Bulgarian, Rustic, Verdi, Shabby Chic, Victorian, Retro, Primitive, Restoration Hardware
by Ljeanbeans January 24, 2011
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relocationated

The aftermath of being moved from a certain place
I was relocationated from Maryland to Alaska
by abiolavoltbiker March 9, 2023
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