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relongation 

after a guy gets out of a cold pool, shrinkage occurs and he must wait up to 10 minutes for relongation to fully take place.
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dan: hey throw some clothes on we're going out
john: gimme a minute, I just went swimming and gotta relongate in case becky walks in on me and sees my 2 inch cock.

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if relongation takes more than 4 hours, see your doctor
relongation by Jimmy Fitzgerald April 26, 2008
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Photonic Resonation Chamber 

A term for a person's rectum.
"I'm going to put my Quantum Harmonizer in your Photonic Resonation Chamber!"

Facebook's Witness Relocation Program

When your Facebook is full of a bunch of random friends, you lose control of who sees your information.....so you have to create a new Facebook account where in which you only add your "real friends."
Suzie Q. realized her boss was a friend on her Facebook account, so she couldn't put anything fun up so as not to dis-impress her boss. So, she became one of many to join the new trend of partaking in Facebook's Witness Relocation Program and made a new Facebook and put up all of her crazy pictures and only added her "real friends."

relocation code 

Your "relocation code" is the mysterious 4 numbers affixed by the USPS after the Zip Code of your mailing address. They are to be used for the forcible reconstruction of society into the New World Order according to the plans of the Shadow Government.
The Simpsons poked fun at the four additional digits of ZIP codes when Lisa asks what ZIP+4 codes are for, and is told that they are "citizen relocation codes".
relocation code by happyguy49 August 3, 2009

Word Elongation

The act of adding extra letters to words, typically to the end of the word. This is typically done by females to sound more bubbly, friendly, and cute. Typically only with close female friends or as a way to sound flirty with guys that we have a crush on.
Guy: “Hey, do you want to grab dinner later?”
Girl: “Yassssss ;)”

Word elongation

Reconation

A word made up by Community Corrections jabberwalkies. It has no definition other than the one found here. The word is used to cause a person to question their own thinking.
Mark wants to break us using moral reconation therapy, but he can't.

relegation fodder 

Relegation fodder is the term used to describe football clubs who will battle against relegation from their league.
Football fan #1: So, what team do you think is gonna surprise us all this year?
Football fan #2: I gotta go with Norwich
Football fan #1: Norwich? Nah bro, they're relegation fodder.