Reltnik

The Hard-on of all Hard-ons. A exagerated hard-on that one gets only two to three times a year and on every other leap year. A penis on steroid effect that enables its inhabitor endless sex. Symptons include a ripped burning feeling often upon onset, enlarged vessles, a purplish/blue pop-top, a chissled marble like texture, added girth of initial 1/3 of shaft and added overall length. Often the scrotum will tighten up and almost disappear as if the testicles have joined powers with the penis. WARNING-All women should be on the look out for these characteristics especially on one night stands as women have been known to be subject to injury.

Ronnie said he had a reltnik last weekend and he and Charlotte think he broke her pelvis. We should send flowers because she is now in the hospital.

by Zach Green November 28, 2006

reltney

An instantaneous hard-on of such speed & intense rigidity that it snaps your head back on your neck.

Your sister gives me a reltney every time I see her.

by Ron R. May 14, 2003

reltney

A boner so hard that a cat can't scratch it.

Britney Spears' photos always give me a reltney!!

by DANNIE WALKER January 28, 2004

reltnee

an erect penis with an unusual bend in it; either to the left or right.

I get such a flaming boner, it becomes a reltnee.

by Steve Klein September 7, 2004

Reltnee

Reltnee-A hard-on so big and hard that all the blood in your body runs to your unit until it streches the skin on your face. Unsure of what do, you try to say, “Help me,” but it comes out, “Reltnee.”

(Laying in the hospital emergency room on a gurney)

Me: Doc, I had this massive boner….and I couldn’t talk!
Doctor: Yes, that’s a Reltnee. Not uncommon. You’ll be okay.

by Fart Esq November 28, 2024

Reltney

A Reltney is when you get an erection so massive, it splits the skin on the tip of your dick.

Every time I see the lady down the street, I end up getting the most painful reltney.

by hawke4me July 18, 2024

rentner

The greatest last name ever! Its a palindrome which means it's smelled the same way forward and backwards. Its a German name that is very rare in the U.S.A.

Hi my name is Chad Rentner. I have the stupidest first name ever but my last name is awesome!

by Rebelron45 June 22, 2014