Reltnik

The Hard-on of all Hard-ons. A exagerated hard-on that one gets only two to three times a year and on every other leap year. A penis on steroid effect that enables its inhabitor endless sex. Symptons include a ripped burning feeling often upon onset, enlarged vessles, a purplish/blue pop-top, a chissled marble like texture, added girth of initial 1/3 of shaft and added overall length. Often the scrotum will tighten up and almost disappear as if the testicles have joined powers with the penis. WARNING-All women should be on the look out for these characteristics especially on one night stands as women have been known to be subject to injury.

Ronnie said he had a reltnik last weekend and he and Charlotte think he broke her pelvis. We should send flowers because she is now in the hospital.

Reltnik by Zach Green November 28, 2006

Retnik 

a big fluffy Belgian man that produces saucy beats and posts them on YouTube for everyone to enjoy

Retnik makes fat beats.

"Hey have you heard Retnik's new beat?" "Yeah it's hard as fuck"

Retnik by urbitch.com January 17, 2019