help reaching the top shelf

1. A short girl's subtle way of saying tall guys turn her on.
2. Sexually, helping a short girl reach climax.
3. Sexually, helping a girl reach climax while holding onto the "top shelf" (her rack) while eating her out.

Red-"She said she needed help reaching the top shelf in her bio."

Blue-"Good thing you're like 6 feet tall then."

by Borazon March 14, 2022

go commit oxygen not reaching lungs

A more family friendly, scientific way to say go commit not alive.

"Alex, go commit oxygen not reaching lungs."
Alex proceeded to commit suicide.

by OoferMan November 5, 2018

Rutching

Rutching is when you take a hit of weed (bong, pipe, joint, etc.) and right after that you take a shot of vodka.

This is called "rutching" as a portmanteau of Russian and Dutch.

So Russian + Dutch = Rutch

Rutching is known to get you pretty crunk.

Bro1: Im bored
Bro2: Yea same, wanna rutch?
Bro1: Sure why not.

*1 hour later after rutching*

Bro1: Im..... fu...fu..ckkkkked.. tah...shhhhiyatt...braaaah.
Bro2: Wuuuuuuuut?

by ILoveRutching November 22, 2011

feltching

"When a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubricant and feces are present. That's fletching. It may or may not, include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth." -Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk

"Feltching makes me want to puke."

by Steven August 10, 2004

Reaching Nirvana

The most pleasurable sensation, reaching orgasm with a q-tip in your ear, smoking a cigarette, watching tiktok and taking the biggest most satisfying shit of your life

'I've been reaching nirvana recently, I did it yesterday and I can never go back'

by Matt4TatTat July 12, 2022

60s reaching

When you listen to a song and latch on to any possible drug reference no matter how ridiculous it is.

Robert: Did he say "knockin on heavens door" or "let me hit that sweet thing"

Zimmerman: Bro, you're 60s reaching.

by mophead1 July 29, 2010

Reaching the Point of Tangency

The act of getting high. When you are not exactly high, you are somewhere along the tangent line.

Origin: 2011, when a black guy needed a new way to talk about getting high around administrators at Statesboro High School.

Kleever: Hey man, what are we doing tonight?
noJ: I don't know bro, let's bro rape.
Kleever: Nah man, we did that last time.
noJ: Let's reach the point of tangency!
Kleever: Way ahead of you bro, I'm somewhere along the tangent line, but soon we'll be Reaching the Point of Tangency.

by Kleever and noJ Happy Time June 12, 2011