Regression Monkey

An academic whose research consists of the stata commands reg, ivregress, robust, and vce().

The term is a reference to the old adage, "Infinite monkey theorem", that a million monkeys randomly typing at a million typewriters would eventually produce Shakespeare. To understand the term, just replace typewriters with "computers with stata" and shakespeare with "insightful economics."

A Regression Monkey hitting keys at random on a computer with Stata for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text, such as the complete works of insightful economics.

by Reg Monkey August 5, 2019

reerow

reerow. verb. A reverse reach-around, to put one or more fingers in your own asshole while masterbating

"Nero's fingers smelt bad, he must've had a reerow with that hand"

by Couchmantoxx October 16, 2011

boobal region

The region of a woman's body which contains the boobs.

I stared at her boobal region.

by Kernal 7.1 November 15, 2006

Assistant TO the Regional Manager

when you work for michael scott and are the leading salesman at dunder mifflin paper companies in scranton and your name is dwight schrute--==that is what your title is



not to be confused with ASSISTANT REGIONAL MANAGER

dwight "Assistant the Regional Manager"
michael "no,it's Assistant TO the Regional Manager"
dwight "its the same thing"
michael "no, its lower"

by th is ism y rl ealnam August 11, 2008

Regional At Best

A combination of 14 pieces of writing that God wrote himself, also twenty one pilots revised it to make it their own.

-Dude, Regional At Best is just heavenly.
-I know right, it helps me when I cry myself to sleep.

by top02 April 6, 2017

regcock

Someone who belongs to a regimental/military program and defends its values religiously, without regards to their personal and social values or the effects of defending those stupid, stupid values. A regcock is to the United States Merchant Marine Academy what a blue falcon is to the United States Air Force Academy, or what a buddyfucker is to West Point.

"Dude, I just got stuck with a Class II for having my room messed up! CC is such a fucking regcock faggot."

by theMarin3r March 21, 2009

Quabbin Regional High School

A school in Barre, Ma that hosts 5 towns (6 in you include Petersham). Tons of drugs if you know where to look. Really there are 4 types of kids there. The wannabe rednecks, the socially challenged, the wannabe gangsters, and the popular kids who all hate each other but pretend to like each other for whatever reason.

Teachers are chill but you learn nothing. All sports suck except for field hockey which is ironic.

My brain development regressed during the 4 years I spent at Quabbin Regional High School.

by CounterTerrorism August 27, 2015