Regretful retrogression

When you hold a repeating error, in your mind. That you won’t forgive yourself for, because you realize against your better judgement. Thinking less of your self, your relationship with your significant other you made a decision that have abruptly affect all future experiences for love to fall short from the one true.

This pain I hold so deep because of my family’s views and how society would view us a whole that I have a gaping whole in my chest bellowed with Regretful retrogression.

by Titus dyfilid February 15, 2019

Regretfast

Waking up after a one night stand and having an awkward breakfast together where no one really knows what to say

Damn it must have been a messy night, she cooked some tasty pancakes for Regretfast though

by BigMac27 October 27, 2011

regretsy

An apologetic salutation for the non-delivery of a gift item you ordered as a joke from Etsy that did not make it to the giftee; the funk you feel when the junk you ordered was not delivered.

That piece of crap never made it to you? My regretsy.

by Gooch Charles April 3, 2011

regretiniscence

The mixture of feelings of bitterness, sadness and regret when you realize a song lyric, scene from a movie, or some other kitschy moment is indeliably etched into your memory, wasting those brain cells for more deserving works.

I just heard Elton John's "Ticking" for the first time in probably twenty-five years and I recited every lyric, what a terrible regretiniscence.

by Hartnoy February 20, 2011

Regretigans

When shenanigans just aren't enough and you completely have gone beyond the definition of shenanigans and absolutely regret what you have done.

"OMG last night was SO crazy. I got into major shenanigans! I completely regret everything I did. I made out with (insert regretted name here) and came home soaking wet!"
"Dude...those aren't shenanigans...Those are regretigans!"

by Raewow's Biggest Fan October 21, 2011

Regretfullness

To have more than regret

Breanna, the regretfullness is going to come back to you

by 乔纳森78 November 10, 2019

Regretist

a devoted follower of the Regretism culture founded in 2011 Colorado, Miami by the people who didn't shoot their shots

Johnknee: Oh my lord. The cable turned off. I wish I hadn't suck a nigga dick for free.
Timmy: What's up with Johnknee.
Bob: Don't worry about it he's just a Regretist.

by Regrestist001 May 5, 2021