Rectum juice in the refrigerator

When a man fingers himself so much that instead of fieces, a clear liquid comes out his rectum and puts the fluid in the refrigerator in a containor to drink lator

Friend: u wanna come to my place

Man: nah i just feel like 'rectum juice in the refrigerator.

by mc faggot fart October 11, 2016

Canadian Refrigerator

A bank or pile of snow during the colder months of winter, where food or beverage products (namely soda and beer) can be stored. Great for parties.

"Are we out of Molson Canadian?"
"There's plenty in the Canadian refrigerator."

by hockeyguy071 December 7, 2009

Male Refrigerator Blindness

The inability of a person to find what they're looking for in the fridge. Most commonly found in males, however it can appear in females as well.

Honey, can you help me find the milk? I've got a serious case of male refrigerator blindness.

by Annobal August 10, 2010

in the refrigerator

To say that something is in the refrigerator means that it's a sure thing. Made famous by legendary Los Angeles Lakers basketball play-by-play announcer Chick Hearn.

announcer #1 > can we put this one in the refrigerator?
chick > this game is in the refrigerator!

by rich rick June 21, 2013

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

Russian Refrigerator

A seasonal improvised cooler/refrigerator made by sticking your beverages in snow.

Dude: We didn't have room in the fridge for everyone's beer at the New Year's Eve party so I put some of them in the Russian Refrigerator.

Bro: You stuck them in the snowbank behind the house?

Dude: Yah.

by SomePeopleCallMeMaurice December 29, 2009

Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go catch it!

A stereotypical type of sentence prank callers would use on people when calling.

Prankster: "Hey. Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go catch it!"
Police: "You know this is the 911 emergency hotline, right?"

by Svifias February 26, 2019