rejection

What my love life currently consists of

She rejected me, and she did, oh and she did as well

by Rock DJ January 15, 2005

respection

n. An erection formed out of an immense respect for someone or something.

"I got a massive respection watching this Led Zeppelin DVD"

by Jeremy Blacker October 11, 2005

Rerection

The second erection following that first easy one that finished before you even started.

I'm so sorry. This usually doesn't happen... honestly. Hold on, I'll have my rerection any minute.

by HummerND February 16, 2009

recreational pussy plowing

banging without intention to procreate, also known as sex with a condom.

I’ve taken up yoga and recreational pussy plowing in place of drugs and alcohol so I’m living my best life rn bois

by yeknom February 26, 2018

Urban Dictionary rejection

That sad moment when you try and add a word to Urban Dictionary and they send you the email saying that the editors decided not to publish it. This lowers your self esteem because it makes you think you're not the funniest mother fucker alive like you thought all your life.

Jake: Hey what's wrong with Johnny?
Blake: He's feeling the Urban Dictionary Rejection.
Jake: I always told him comedy wasn't his thing.

by bloody penguin November 7, 2011

recreationally offended

the action of actively seeking societal issues that may or may not cause frustration or resentment.

Mike is such a recreationally offended douche, he's always on Gawker looking for reasons to be pissed off.

by challbruh August 5, 2015

Recreational Sex

* Sex without the goal of procreation.

* Not baby making sex.

* Sex just for fun.

I hear you and Nancy have been hitting the sheets every night. Are you trying to knock her up?

Nah, she is on the pill. We are just having recreational sex.

by The Sperm Donor April 29, 2016