Rectum

1) The tube leading from the large intestines to the anus.

(random quote)
Once stated, "Men should get a tatoo near their stating Exit Only"

2) It gets rid of feces, diareah, blood, and foreign objects that have been swallowed whole by the human.

My rectum shot my car keys out of my ass - What a crazy night at the frat house.

by definitionsxbyxmattx November 27, 2004

Rectum

The capital of the planet uranus

The capital of Uranus is rectum

by IamEvanLoveme December 13, 2021

rectum

when some one breaks something or destroys an object

i bought two cars and my daughter rectum both

by arbiter jenkins June 23, 2008

rectum

what they make people eat on Fear Factor

Damn, look at her deep throat that horse rectum!

by Alex March 5, 2003

rectum

The owner of a rectory

J00 ist ein rectoryx0r

by bastardized bottomburp June 3, 2003

Rectum

Ebonics for "Wrecked them", i.e. "wrecked 'em"

"Man, I had me two Cadillac's and my bitch RECTUM both"

by Pipiri Pao November 12, 2007

rectum

The punchline to an infamous joke; the actual joke, however, is unknown and, therefore, only the punchline is used. It's enough.

Rectum?! Damn near killed 'em!

by Dick B December 28, 2005