rearranging my sock drawer

Sarcastic excuse for not attending a social event. Implies that the event is unimportant and that attendance is unnecessary. Another way of the person saying s/he has better things to do...Not.

Worker 1: "Will you be attending the company picnic next Saturday?"

Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."

by yes juanito yes August 5, 2014

guts rearranged

Having your guts rearranged means either that a guy’s dick is so large it hits the top of your cervix and mimics the pain in your guts, or when your having anal sex.

“Yo... I got my guts rearranged by Aryn last night. We had a lot of fun.”

by Caleb Clulow May 31, 2018

rearranged her organs

When you have sex with a girl so vigorously that she can feel her insides have been moved by your penis

Guy: heard you and your girl had sex
Guy2: yh I completely rearranged her organs , she couldn't walk after

by Yungskeng14 October 30, 2019

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

This is a situation when someone tries to futilly reform the way things are done in a failing system.

The consolidation of domestic agency intelligence under the banner of "Homeland Security" is nothing more than Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic.

by R. Kemp December 13, 2004

fall rearrangement

The fall equivalent of a spring clean up

When you fall your clock back in October, don't forget about the year fall rearrangement. Also don't forget about spring clean up when you spring your clock forward.

by Sexydimma June 4, 2015

rearrangement

to reassemble an older woman's breast during school hours

"Alex rearranged Mrs. D's nipples yesterday in the janitor's closet," said Meagan to Jacob.

"Attention! Alex to the front office! Mrs. D needs assistance with some rearrangement."

by The Jesus Room June 16, 2011

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

A joke Stephen Colbert made on the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Some people say changing the cabinet around is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. That's not true; this administration isn't sinking. In fact, this administration is soaring; if anything, it's like rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.

by presleyg July 28, 2006