realitarianism

Religion based on PROVABLE reality. Based on the scientifically proven laws of nature. Based on statistical likiehood.

I avoid certain things, not because of the threat of Hell, or the promise of Heaven, but to avoid prison, bad health, or the risk of serious injury or death. Emotional health and good relationships are also EXTREMELY important. This is Realitarianism.

by Agnos Morehead July 28, 2006

Buick Reatta

A good looking and fairly quick 2 seater made in the late 80's and earl 90's. Front wheel drive, 3.8 V6. Resembles a cross between an early Miata hardtop and a late model Camaro.

My Buick Reatta isn't the fastest car in town, but it definitely is not slow! Buick bring back the sporty cars! How about a Lucerne-based quad coupe Regal and Grand National (with Turbo) and a LaCrosse-based quad coupe Riviera and WildCat (turbo). And a 2-door, 2-seat Reatta based on the Pontiac Solstice/Saturn Sky, but add AWD because you're BUICK.

by Car-roll Shelby December 27, 2006

Reala

A 'Nightmaren', much like 'NiGHTS'. This Nightmaren is evil, and works for a man named 'Wizeman'. He will do anything in his power to stop NiGHTS. He can fly and do almost anything NiGHTS can do.

Reala cackled evilly at NiGHTS, who lay defeated at his feet.

by Speedlight July 2, 2003

Realtime shitposting

Sitting on the toilet while writing a spiteful forum post and then pressing the post button just as you back one out.

There was a certain force and je ne sais quoi to Sam's post, he must have been realtime shitposting.

by Sidney's natural resources August 25, 2019

realmatt

Realmatt is a YouTube Roblox clickbaiter who is just making clickbait content and people dislikes his video and people hate his fake giveaways.

Realmatt created a video and made it a meme: flamingo is dying soon... (VERY SAD)
Flamingo commented: I wish
lol

Update: realmatt's videos are deleted

RealMatt forgot to stop recording... (VERY SAD)

by RandomDoesYT_64 May 10, 2020

realfag

Internet slang, originating from image boards such as 4chan, to denote someone who discusses their offline life (particularly offline relationships or relationship problems) on the board. Derogatory.

OP: help me /b/, my anniversary is tomorrow and I have no idea what to get my girlfriend
Reply: le sigh, gtfo realfag

by fhtagn August 28, 2013

relatability

From the word "relatable." The level of ability something has for people to be able to relate to it.

That movie really made me emotional and I could easily relate to it. It has amazing relatability.

by Anonomoose101 March 9, 2016