a real one

The One who makes you look funnier infront of your crush.

Person1: "Ayo you a real one g"
Person2: "Ight Ight go get her homie"

by richniqqa December 8, 2021

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A Real One is somebody you can count on. They don't have to be related to you but you call them Family

A real one is also known as "You"

You are a Real One

by An interested 3rd party January 25, 2020

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Spicy for a real one

actually spicy and hot af
usually used to describe mr krabs
tea

Harry: ooo look at that sexy crustacean!
Louis: Harry we’re on a date! Stop looking over there!
Harry: but he’s spicy for a real one

by lolurnotashotasmycrush March 21, 2019

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1. To 'take a real one' is to have a bowel movement that is particularly forceful or emotionally necessary. The feelings that accompany 'taking a real one' are typically frustration, surprise, and/or anger. To 'take a real one' is to figuratively unload a pile of feces onto a situation which bears no other possible reaction. 'Taking a real one' also implies that you can't even mentally just imagine crapping on something, you are are so annoyed that it is literally forcing a big load of pants-pudding from your agitated lower intestine.

1. I can't deal with this any more. I'm going to go take a real one.

2. Oh for the love of Pete! I just lost my entire thesis. Thanks a lot Microsoft Word! This makes me want to take a real one.

3. For the entire movie, all I could think about was taking a real one.

4. I'd prefer to take a real one rather than stay at this bar for another second.

by Alana Post October 5, 2005

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Redefined as somebody VIP to you or has helped you in some sort of way.

Good looks gee! You a real one.

Thanks mom, you will always be a real one.

by Jinstermeista January 20, 2020

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a person who is apart of the guido family and is very ridiculous. They only carry around 100's and refer to them as "bills" They only hang out with other real ones because knowone else in on their level. They only pop bottles of grey goose vodka but never finish the bottle (This makes them more real). fist pumping, ed hardy, spikey hair and spray on tan are very common fashion trends with real ones.

did you see that guy last night in the club he popped 5 bottles of goose and him and his boys only drank one.. wow what a real one

guido funny stupid ridiculous

by clownin April 9, 2009

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