REALbasic

Poor excuse for a program, struggles stay up longer than 45 seconds.

A REALLLY BASIC PROGRAM

A useless and meaningless waste of money.

Supposedly a programming program meant to be similar to Visual Basic, as such it fails. Also designed by MAC people for MAC's, also fails. Refuses to work on such stable systems such as a PC. Therefore EPIC FAIL!

Picks and chooses where & when it likes to work.

Teaches people to save work as unknown crashes happen OFTEN!

MADE IN CHINA, OBVIOUSLY of low asian quality yet again.

Extremely good at creating encrypted files, Corrupts them beyond repair and then cannot even recognize the file itself!

For working code programs please use visualbasic as you will find out that REALbasic falls into the useless crap department.

Rather than using REALbasic why not try doing nothing instead. It's much more entertaining.

To be typing code and suddenly have desktop appear.
Likes to disappear and use illogical operators in code.

Smivvy: "Now to build and test my game"

Realbasic: "Computer says no...." REALbasic then proceeds to crash for the 101st time today...
Smivvy: "Ah S&^% not again!"
Smivvy: "good thing I saved it"
REALbasic: "***FILE IS CORRUPTED***"
Smivvy: "bloody MAC crud"

by IEXORCIST October 6, 2009

realdeal

This means your a fuckin homo and love to shag sheep.

'OMFG you hacked that sheeps ass' OMFG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

realbabe

Sis of the famous Andy82, she's an annoying bitch that can't type in English eg. Wid Bo Wow Big it Bo wikedy.

Yo, that bastard is like worst than Andy82, like realbabe

by Larry Limerick April 20, 2005

realback sex

bareback sex but without the extra precaution of pills or any other form of birth control for the girl

if you want "the risk" factor but without the pregnancy use bareback sex, not realback sex, its a no brainer

by Sexydimma January 25, 2017

ReelBearMedia

Chaotic good, messenger for Tyler Joseph and The Clique.

"Who edited the new TØP video?"
"Oh, Mark again".
"Who?".
"ReelBearMedia".

by tex and ink May 4, 2020

RealDealFrozen

Frozen is a person who talks in the Third and or first person, Frozen likes making Sexul jokes, Frozen hates The word 'Suese'

Example below:

Dude 1: Hey dude, did u know frozen is dead?
Dude 2: Who is Frozen
Dude 1: Y'know Frozen, RealDealFrozen.

by FrozenTheNeo November 2, 2021

RealDealNeal

This guy is the realest, dealest, most badest ass mo-fo ever! Neal is an athlete and oh so sexy, I can just spend hours on his body ( I meant he can). You have been fairly warned, Neal explodes and excels in all areas of life. Its common knowledge he bleeds determination, drinks passion integrity, and fuels that ripped bod with, special order testosterone ravioli. He naturally rejects cheese, it’s embedded deep in his autoimmune system. Cheese is his kryptonite and you won’t be forgiven

if u put in his food. Neal is a precious metal or an endangered rare blue owl. Woman flock and beg just to be acknowledged by the real Neal. He should be preserved forever be memorized. He is my everything and my perfect in every way. Warning!! He will bring the sexy back in every place or establishment he enters. Be prepared YOU and your eyeballs are lucky. But obviously you can’t have mine. You must find your own rare gem. If you are Neal’s arm candy, you get a HUGE present everyday filled with pleasure. PS Also if you are a stray dog, go straight to Neal’s house. He will take you in, even if you have one eye and three legs. If your lucky enough to be the a chosen one, he will always show you his one eye and three legs but oh I gotta go!!! My sexy Aries man just got home….I’m gonna go stare at the bod and fan girl out there on complete perfection. I love and crave that real deal NEAL and I’m never letting go! 💃🏼 ⚡️ 🧗🏼 ♂️

When you run shit and don’t break a sweat. That’s called the realdealneal

by BlueberryIndica January 12, 2022