rantspam

A ranting email sent to a large group of people, beyond the circle of recipients interested in hearing the writer's side of an issue, for various secondary reasons not limited to making a cogent argument about the subject matter (e.g. vanity publishing, indirectly writing "to" someone to stay in touch), and likely in response to which there are few if any appropriate choices (e.g. "Right on!" and "Unsubscribe"). Indeed, it is probably better for the recipient not to respond to rantspam unless or until he or she has lost all patience with the sender, at which point the only logical response is for her or him to send a ranting email, replying to all recipients. See also diatribal.

You have reached the English Department. If you have a voicemailbox in this system, enter your code now. Otherwise-8...6...3...3...You have one new message, sent at five, forty, six, a.m. "Hey man, it's me. Check your inbox when you get this message. I just sent out a new rantspam about our anachronistic electoral system, and I want to know what you think of my use of the third-person perspective. Okay, talk to you later." To delete this message, press zero. To save-0...

by Todd M Patrick October 22, 2004

rants

Short for retarded pants. Used to describe capri pants.

That girl looks stupid wearing those rants.

by Stan Andrews June 29, 2008

rentsy

unorthodox, unconventional, divergent, eccentric, deviant

Coop battle strategy was quite rentsy and confused his opponent's

by AceOfRiddles August 8, 2006

ratsy

Angry or pissed off

*burns hand*
Wow im so ratsy

by andy combs November 16, 2013

rentsy

when someone acts like parents (rents)

"we should go to bed soon, and stop eating that candy"
"quit being so rentsy"

by Jason C January 4, 2006

rantsponse

When one goes way off track in a discussion when presented with facts destroying their (false) argument

Jed: The earth is so flat!

Fred: Here's my globe Jed, clearly the earth is not flat.

Jed: Fuck you Fred! I know you and your sisters cousin's uncle made that globe from communist drawings you found in George Clooney's mansion after he paid you to spank him while wearing women's panties!

Fred: Nice rantsponse, Arsehole.

by bernardbeers January 28, 2018

Ransy Budhram

The coolest person to ever be on earth

Ransy Budhram is too cool for school

by Dhdjdjsn February 27, 2020