The jamaican raffle

the proceeding of lining up beer bottles as you would to play bowling and grease the stairs and call your girlfriend down and bet on how fast she clears the bottle and hits the wall

johnny- alright jim bob its set
jim bob- alright 20bucks on 5 seconds
johnny- your on

*hey honey come here*

jim bob- fuck i lost
johnny- pay up fuckface
jim bob- this is why i hate the jamaican raffle

by TextileSmartass November 1, 2014

Raffle

Raffle
Pronunciation: \'ra-fel\
Function(s): verb; noun

1. Raffle: (verb) To determinedly handle one's business in order to ultimately complete the task at hand

Also:
2. Raffle (noun) A movement comprised mostly of professional rafflers and their cohorts. See also: Raffler

Antonym: I.T.W.

"one day my ho' ridez da subway, an' den shez gon' da raffle??"

by Luvz2raffle January 14, 2008

Meat Raffle

Like a normal raffle, but with sausage, kielbasa, tubesteak, and other meats.

I heard your mom went to a meat raffle last night. Did she win the black ham again?

by Woody06967 December 1, 2007

Away and raffle your donut

A Scottish phrase that translates as "Go and sell your ass". "Raffle" meaning "sell" and "donut" meaning "ass". Said by Craig Ferguson on "The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson" on May 22, 2008.

McTeagle: Lend me 50 pounds to mend the shed.
McDonald: Away and raffle your donut ya wee girl!

by weasel1969 May 22, 2008

raffle baffle

To enthusiastically have sex with. Especially used for someone you would very much like to have sex with, but have not done so yet.

I would undoubtedly give her the ol' raffle baffle.

by Wilkerson December 9, 2003

Raffles Girls’ School

it may look like an elite school but is actually filled with crazy high on drugs kids who are smart at the same time and all agree that RGS is better than RI.

RGS is also special for its statue of the goddess Athena who will protect them from the RI boys, or so they say.

“WOAH WOAH WOAH DID YOU JUST SWEAR??? I THOUGHT YOU WERE FROM RAFFLES GIRLS’ SCHOOL????”

“ohh you got into Raffles Girls’ School? i thought you were an absolute CLOWN!!! welp good luck in their harsh environment”

meanwhile the rgs girl fitting in with her high on drugs class-

by Watermelon girl 🍉 February 11, 2022

Raffles Institution

Raffles Institution is a premier school in its country. Everyone in the school is thought of as nerds, but in actually fact half of the school doesn't hand in their work on time, and the other half is too busy acting cool.

However, miraculously, the school excels in almost all fields and competitions it takes part in.

Have you seen the marks the people in Raffles Institution get? They are impossibly high!

by Random RI student April 26, 2006