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raccoon

The cutest animal on the planet!walkplanitgrade, is about 27-40 inches long, has 40 teeth, has about 5 adorable rings on it's tail, and it's famous "bandit" mask. Has opposable thumbs and can grasp objects, did I mention they are the cutest animals on the planet? They can live anwhere from forested areas, to your own back yard! Their scientific name is "Procyon Lotor"
by Zach February 16, 2004
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Raccoon

A girl who puts on way too much eye makeup and therefore looks like a racoon. Also she exists only to make worse the lives of all around her by being extremely annoying and sucking at life. Also has the word coon in it, i dont know why tho.
Randee : "Hey guys pay attentions to me! I look like a raccoon!"
Delux : "BAD RACCOON! Stop picking in our trash can!"
by daverba September 15, 2006
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Raccoon

A person that wears black eyeliner frequently
Person 1- Omfg shes a raccoon
Person 2- STFU
by Joel Bossy December 7, 2006
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Raccoon

a girl who wears so much eye make up that she looks like a raccoon
raccoon
by fyslova October 22, 2010
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Raccoon

"Damn raccoons got into the trash again!
by DeepFriedDump February 13, 2019
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raccoon

Also, a raccoon is the only animal with a bone in it's boner.
by Cliet May 17, 2006
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raccoonating

The process by which the skin under one's eyes becomes more and more purple as the amount of sleep they are deprived of increases.
It must be finals week, my eyes are totally raccoonating.
by gotonull January 3, 2008
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