Raccoonbug 

A wild creature who lurks around at night in it's wild habitat praying on its next victim.
They prefer eating live animals as opposed to dead ones because they enjoy the squirming of the dying animal in their mouths. Those sick fucks.

Girl: Alright I think I'll be heading home now.
Boy: Wait! let me walk you home, I wouldn't want you to be eaten by one of those god awful RACCOONBUGS!

There amidst the tree's is the wild raccoonbug in its natural habitat.

Raccoonbug by DUDBUGS April 8, 2011

RaccoonEggs 

RaccoonEggs is a YouTuber. He is known for his offensive humor, shocking jokes, and playing CS. His videos are commonly found on IFunny or reposted on Instagram. Raccoon usually attracts a dark, cynical audience, which matches his 'sick' sense of humor.

"I love RaccoonEggs, dude. He is so funny."
"I hate him. He is way too offensive."

RaccoonEggs by I Am Going To Hell October 10, 2018

RaccoonEggs 

Once there was a man that fuckd a raccoon and 9 months later an egg was laid. 2 weeks after the egg was laid a wery small raccoon-man was born. Over the course of several weeks the small raccoon man grew with enormous speed.
He grew up to become a brainfuckd, youtuber, trashtalking pice of RacconEggs.

RaccoonEggs you racced pice of shitt! -Fitz (2018)
RacconEggs you weed smoking bastard! -Zuckles (2018).
RacconEggs i putt you in the tittle so i can make money. -TobyOnTheTele (2018) (JohnOnTheRadio).
RacconEggs you are equaly high as me. -SwaggerSouls (2018)

RaccoonEggs by TwinkleMe November 1, 2018

RaccoonEggs 

RACCOON- ONE EGG
Waiter- get this pest out of here
RACCOON- *looks at a picture of burnt popcorn and wheezes*

raccooneggs is 19

RaccoonEggs by RealMeowTastic March 15, 2019

raccooneggs 

A man made of straight raccoon dna.

Scientist 1: "OH GOD I'VE MADE RACCOONEGGS!"
Scientist 2: "DEAR GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

raccooneggs by freddyfazcow25 October 6, 2018

Raccooning 

The act of stealing and drinking other people's beer, usually the ass. Most commonly found with half finished cans on the beer-pong table and if you have no self-respect, out at a bar. Usually the "racoon" is heavily inebriated and is only interested in consuming more beer.

"What the fuck? Where's my beer? I told you to watch it!"

"Sorry dude, some guy came out of the shadows and started raccooning beers left and right, he got like 4 of em.

"Dammit! This bar has a raccoon problem. Call animal control before he steals anything else."

Raccooning by TC231 February 17, 2013

Raccooning 

The act of taking food/beer that has been left outdoors, particularly at a tailgate.

Friend: "Shit, Jimmy left the tailgate in order to see kickoff, and he locked the beer in the car"
You: "Time to go raccooning. I think I saw an F-150 parked a few spots away"

****

Fan #1 (leaving the stadium): "That was a great game"
Fan #2: "It sure was" (making his way to an unattended cooler)
Fan #1: "While you are raccooning, I will be taking a piss. Raccoon me that bag of chips while you are there"

Raccooning by FlipCup1023 October 12, 2010