female rationalization hamster

Rationalization Hamster - It is a creature that inhabits the female brain and helps them spin out rationalizations when they get into a predicament. When faced with a a dilemma, the female brain that houses the rationalization hamster, causes the hamster to start working by jumping on its wheel and running really hard. In the process it spins out a rationalization – an excuse, that absolves the woman of the blame and predicates it upon farcical self- justification.

Female - I know it is not his baby, but if I don't tell him that, it's not actually a lie. After all, I won't be hurting his feelings.

Guy - Wow! So you believe it's not a lie when you make him falsely believe that the child is his, and hide the fact that you lied to and cheated on him?

Female - It just happened like that. I was heavily drunk and was not thinking clearly. So it's not my fault, you see.

Guy - Damn, that female rationalization hamster must be working overtime!

by DDwd5 February 23, 2014

Rotisserie Pussy

A chick who gets passed around the group again and again and again, until her skin becomes crispy and her insides are so moist they just fall apart.

I had to take a break from indulging in that rotisserie pussy bro plus my horoscope recommended a lifestyle diet.

by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020

Butt Rations

The process by which people now use less than 20% of their normal toilet paper when wiping their ass. Toilet paper is worth more than gold (by weight) during this coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic.

"I'm going through serious butt rations right now. I'm now down to two squares per trip, and soon, I'll have to resort to Kleenex. Then napkins. Then paper towel. Then socks. Then sandpaper. Then tree bark. Then my hand. Then my other hand. And then I die."

by ToddUncommon March 21, 2020

rotcock

A rotcock is somebody who has REALLY pissed you off with bad customer service. The word itself suggests that they have a venereal disease, but in fact they're just somebody who gave poor service out of stupidity. You're so angry at them that you have difficulty thinking clearly. Rotcocks : hate their job, cannot read, blow spit bubbles, love Tony Danza and are incapable of giving a shit.

Customer: Fries, shake and cheeseburger please.

Rotcock: Hold on a sec; I'm drooling in the ice cream machine and staring at the mop bucket.

Customer (20 minutes later) : That rotcock forgot my fries !

by joedaprogramma January 1, 2014

Rotisserie Chicken

During sexual intercourse, when one partner continuously rotates the other partner like a rotisserie chicken.

In an attempt to become a pornstar, Danny videotaped himself performing the rotisserie chicken prior to uploading the video to xHamster.

by cvseedspreader June 2, 2020

KM Ratio

Kill Myself Ratio. Usually adds up to 100, the ratio is the amount you desire to Kill Yourself (KY) in relation to the amount you'd like to live. Usually expressed as such: (eg. 91:9), in which you'd like to kill yourself with 91% of your inner desires.
If you work in Corporate America, you KM ratio probably never gets below 85:15, and that's on the day you leave for a 2 week vacation. It improves as the weekend nears, but really all that's you need to tip you to actually KY is something like vegetarian day in the cafeteria. On particularly crappy days, it can exceed 100 (eg 105:-5)

it's Friday, I hate my job so my KM ratio is normally 99:1, but today it's 98:2 because I'm gonna get so drnk and hammered tonight right after work.

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by WCQ8 November 2, 2010

Get Ratio’d

When your tweet’s reply get more likes than the actual tweet.

“Dude i posted a meme and someone else replied with another meme that got more likes than my meme”
“Lmao Get Ratio’d

by mxhd August 16, 2020