Welching

When movie-goers show up to the theater 45+ minutes before the feature presentation. The welchers usually play the movie trivia that repeats every 2 minutes and hang their legs over the seats in front of them, so no one else can sit there.

Billy: Hey Rob, let's go welch tonight... call up Jake and see if he wants to come with us.
Rob: JAKE! Wanna go welching with Billy and I tonight?

by Tizz Mizzle June 27, 2007

quelching

To laugh so much a little bit of wee comes out.

"I was watching Michael McIntyre last night, I was quelching all the time!"

by Charlielechat. March 15, 2010

Welching

Staring at a hot guy. Most of the time your mouth is open and there is a lot of drool.

Oh my god! That guy is so hott! I'm totally welching!

by Brenna; Natalie; &Lauren May 4, 2006

Gwelching

An act of sexual expression during which the man enters the woman from her eye socket.

Ewwww! I just saw Mr. Macintosh gwelching teacher in the art supply closet!

by brainbutter February 17, 2010

Welching

When movie-goers show up to the theater 30+ minutes before the feature presentation.

The welchers usually play the movie trivia that repeats every 2 minutes and hang their legs over the seats in front of them, so no one else can sit there.

Billy: Hey Rob, let's go welch tonight... call up Jake and see if he wants to come with us.
Rob: JAKE! Wanna go welching with Billy and I tonight?

by Tizz Mizzle July 13, 2007

Quelching

The act of thinking about yourself masturbating until you ejaculate. No hands are used in this process.

"My favorite part about Quelching is the pounding headache I get afterward!"

by Dr. Butttarious-Farticus January 13, 2024

qelching

putting a blunt into another woman's urethra while fisting her asshole, in the midst of getting your dick sucked

Did you see Bryce qelching that lady the other day.

by nsnf dksm. f May 11, 2024