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Quidditch Mom

A friend who is the mom of the friend group, she is very supportive and caring and does not like being called a soccer mom or hockey mom. Loves to bake, especially sourdough which she shares with all her adopted children.
Boy: Who gave you this sourdough? its really good!
Girl: My quidditch mom!
by asparagus264 June 12, 2021
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Quidditch

Kwiid-itch, n.

1. Fictional Sport in the 'Harry Potter' novels involving bats, balls, brooms and C.G.I. effects - no doubt to be frowned upon when some daft bugger emulates it and falls to his/her doom on discovering they can't really fly.

2. The type of sneeze that starts in the nostrils, causing one to clamp one's teeth and close the mouth, resulting in sneezing a large clod of snot into one's hand that's in such a vast amount that it can't be wiped onto one's clothing discreetly.
"Quidditch" Ron exclaimed.
"Yeah," said Harry, closing his potions book. "I'm tired of studying... let's go and have some practice before Saturday's match".
Ron looked sheepish and attempted a grin. "Sorry mate" he said red-faced, "I just sneezed... you ain't got a tissue have you?"

from "Harry Potter and the HalfBaked Plot" by K.J. Growling
by Neil Baxter October 12, 2005
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quedding

A wedding between two gay men.

Created by merging the words queer and wedding.
"Don't forget that we're going to Greg and Danny's quedding tomorrow."

"In celebration of their love for each other, Dave and Chris would like to invite you to their quedding on Saturday, May 5."

"I need to pick up a quedding gift for Ben and Tommy."
by Rob & Ken December 17, 2004
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quod erat demonstrandum

Originating from the Greek analogous hóper édei deîxai (ὅπερ ἔδει δεῖξαι), meaning "which had to be demonstrated". The phrase is traditionally placed in its abbreviated form (Q.E.D.) at the end of a mathematical proof or philosophical argument. Phrase synonymous with "Quite Easily Done."
∫|Ψ(x, t)|² dx (from -infinity to infinity)= e^(2Γt/ħ) ∫|ψ|²dx(from -infinity to infinity)
The second term is independant of t, therefore Γ=0 & ∫|Ψ(x, t)|² dx (from -infinity to infinity)=∫|ψ|²dx(from -infinity to infinity)=1 {Normalized}
Q.E.D. "quod erat demonstrandum"
by justinbonito October 31, 2013
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Quoodlarion

Is an S.T.D that eats from the outside in. It affects the female vagina or the anal area of a male. This disease is mention to kill its victum within 2 days. There is no cure. It is only obtained by being raped. It's the side effect of a penis being rammed, or shoved in the vagina or anus of a raped victum aginst their will.
After Jenny told Tommy no sex. Tommy proceeded to have sex anyway if Jenny liked it or not. She was raped and diagnost with Quoodlarion.
by Niel Samdericttiontion March 24, 2009
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The Quidditch

The quidditch is when you fly into the bedroom wearing nothing but a cape holding your "broomstick". You must be humming the Harry Potter theme song in order to correctly perform this gravity defying feat. Wand optional.
I was waiting in bed for him, then out of nowhere he pulls The Quidditch and flies into the room. It was magical.
by Schwipples September 16, 2010
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Quod Netruit Me Destruit

What nourishes me, destroys me.

A saying for anorexic people.
by AnAisMe August 1, 2003
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