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One Shitter Quitter

a short, quick dump that requires only one wipe to ensure cleanliness.
Pat: we're leaving in 5.

Rob: dude, i've gotta shit.

Pat: you better make it a One Shitter Quitter then.
by poopbandit June 1, 2010
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Quitler

A person that is truly evil and likes to slaughter Jews and such, but is rather lazy and gives up on his true goals.
"Adam is such a Quitler, we were going to invade a jewish occupied country the other day and he just said 'Ah, fuck it I can't be bothered'"
by Liam of Radelaide August 29, 2006
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Quitterie

1. A devout French catholic.
2. Cannot be spelled without the word quit or quitter. This does not, however reflect on the personality.
3. People called Quitterie are often very intelligent and free thinking, and have great argumentative skills.
"Who is that intelligent girl pwning everyone on the debate team?"
"Oh, thats just Quitterie. She's a French catholic."
by Adm Diny. January 24, 2009
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Twitter Quitter

An Individual who has failed to uphold his or her commitment, understanding, and participation in the widely known messaging service that works over multiple networks and devices, also known as Twitter. He or she, at best, has made an unsubstantial effort to become a team player in the nations fastest growing sensation.
Ronaldo: "Hey man did you see my tweet last night?"

Hamilton: "Umm, I actually... deleted my twitter account 3 nights ago... so um..."

Ronaldo: "So you're telling me you're a Twitter Quitter..."

Hamilton: "Well see what happened was....."

**INSERT EXTREMELY RAMBUNCTIOUS CUT-OFF HERE***

Ronaldo: "I want you out of the house by Sunday morning.....goodnight."
by iWhipple May 5, 2009
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One Hitter Quitter

1.) The action of knocking someone unconscious with one blow of the fist, usually in the face, where the person does not regain consciousness for an extended period of time.

2.) Referring to marijuana. A person, relatively new to marijuana, who inhales one hit usally under the pressure of peers, and pretends to act high because the lack the knowledge of what high feels like.
1.) Did you see the one hitter quitter that disfigured Brian's model face?

2.) My friend used to be a one hitter quitter, quite often making the claim that he got high because he weighed less.
by Adam Shatter October 7, 2005
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One-hitter quitter

An extremely effective punch directly to the nose of a punk bitch that essentially ends a fight after one punch. To perform correctly, every ounce of strength must be summoned from inside of you culminating in a lethal blow. If the asshole who receives the blow ever comes back to bother you again then you didn't do it properly.
After that gel-haired asshole with the muscle shirt bumped in to me in the club for the second time I gave him the one-hitter quitter.
by C. Griffin November 8, 2007
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one hitter quitter

dont fuk wit me i got that one hitter quitter
by Raul November 13, 2003
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