Quincestefani

Quincestefani (or Quincey for short) are usually very tiny individuals with big hearts. They're generally nice and will hold conversations with you late into the night until one of you passes out. But their nice demeanor should not be taken for granted. They will fuck shit up real quick if you even look at their avocado the wrong way. Take your toast and you better butter it, or else a Quincestefani will burst through the walls of your house and slap you with a stick of butter screaming vine references at the top of their lungs until you properly butter your toast. You should consider getting yourself a Quincestefani, they're fun to have around, but you just can't take them in public because they won't stop barking at everyone.

Guy: Yo, I totally found a Quincestefani
Girl: Are you sure it wasn't Gwen Stefani
Guy: Yeah I'm sure, she slapped me across the face with a stick of butter

by øswald May 23, 2018

Quintessential Stud Muffin

Joel Gertner ECW

Joel Gertner is the Quintessential Stud Muffin.

by anonymous June 24, 2022

Quintessence

1. : the fifth and highest element in ancient and medieval philosophy that permeates all nature and is the substance composing the celestial bodies 2.the essence of a thing in its purest and most concentrated form.

Person 1. Dude your face is the Quintessential form of a my Lebanese man hole.
Person 2. Dude that was very uncalled for.
Person 1. Quintessentially you have the face that not even a mother would love.
Person 2. Wow like you the quintessence of a dumbass!!!
Person 1. You are the quintessence of a bad friend.
Person 2. Cock off!

by Lebanese_Spik December 23, 2008

Quintessential

The word a wankbag dumbfucktard will constantly interject into a conversation to fake having a vocabulary.

In yet another example of his lack of depth Harry used the word quintessential to describe
something. Regretfully it just proved once again that he is a consummate dumbfucktard.

by Beardstard April 15, 2020

quintessential fucktard

A perfect example of a fucking retard.

Barak makes bad decisions constantly on account of him being a quintessential fucktard.

by gofferballs April 13, 2014

Quintessentially Kitchener Moment (QKM)

When you come across something that you will only find in downtown Kitchener.

I walked by the Mayfair Hotel today. What a QKM!

by Changeling June 20, 2003

Quintessa

Commonly a male, Genraly fat, Quintessa is pretty much lazy as hell.

Moody, Fat, Lazy, Ugly Quintessa is all of that.

by E&M February 7, 2010