quiff 

Morrissey's hair-do.

Damn Morrissey, please stop singing and fix yr quiff.

quiff by IHateMorrissey! April 28, 2004

Quiff 

Slur for gay men who will pay money to suck cock.
--New York City 1960's

Dan's strapped for cash so he's out trolling for quiff.

Quiff by Keedle August 29, 2008

Quiff 

The male version on a "queef" (farting out of your penis)

Jua: Aww nic

it stinks did you just quiff
Nic: Yeaaaaa man it felt good

Quiff by nickdckgibson September 30, 2014

quiff 

The spurting sound made by the female genitalia when it is extremely saturated with sex fluids.

Man that girls stuff quiffs.

quiff by phunnyphacephatty October 4, 2002

Quiff 

noun.
An old, creepy man, usually 50+ years, who smells women's bicycle seats in the middle of the summer.

*Snort* Ahhh!

Dude, did that quiff just smell that chick's bicycle seat!?

Quiff by ApolloTloc March 18, 2008

quiff 

a vaginal expulsion of gas often smelly

i was fuckin dis ho and she quiff'ed. damn it stank

quiff by Psymonos March 24, 2003

quiff 

A release of air from a lady.

Often occurs during doggy style intercourse, or if she is laughing or coughing.

Not to be confused with flatulence, because ladies never do that.

PPFFFFFFT*reverb*T. oh.. Oh.. Yeah!!

Don't mention anything. The quiff never happened.

quiff by fides July 24, 2008