Quiff

A dummy, or an idiot. (see numbnuts)

A kid grabbed my dad's baseball cap and ran in circles. My father gave chase screaming, "Hey you QUIFF get back here!"

by J4G March 4, 2011

Quiff

When amy squirts fudge from her vagina

Oops i quiffed guys.

by Brody April 30, 2003

Quiff

A quiff is a penis fart; like a queef

“dude i jsut quiffed”

by the best penis fart June 11, 2022

Quiff

Revamped version of 70s style coiffure haircut involving at least two rat tails.

If your hairstylist recommends a quiff, kill him.

by Wifey McBeatey June 2, 2007

Quiff

comming from the word Quief, a fart comming from a mangina that leeks out poop.

i quiffed in my pants because i had to shit really badly

by maddowg1356 October 19, 2009

Quiff

An extremely aggravating and annoying person, usually mean spirited

"Tracy ratted me out to the boss. What a fucking quiff!:

by Andyman January 24, 2003

Quiff

Quiff: Ultra cool (not super gay)

Man that guy sure is Quiff (Ultra cool)
That guy aint Quiff(ultra cool) he's wendle(ultra gay)

ALL OTHER MEANINGS THAT ARE OFFENSIVE ARE WRONG!!!

by Mike mc'nanor July 12, 2006