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Land Quidditch

The muggle version of Quidditch, which originates form the widely popular Harry Potter books. In land quidditch you run around on brooms wielding bats and hitting the "snitch". Requires two teams.
I'm going to play Land Quidditch today, do you want in?
by Hatscarf September 23, 2010
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Sexual Quidditch

1. The act of two people flirting/getting intimate, can refer to one-sided sexual quidditch.

2. Refers to a person playing 'mind games' with another person.
1. Robert and Dahlia had been playing sexual quidditch all day, and the rest of us wondered whether they would hook up when we left the room.

2. Stacy had been playing sexual quidditch with my emotions all day; when I acted upon it she denied my return sexual quidditch.
by The Wild Card Phenom April 24, 2010
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Quiddit

One word for "Quit" and "It".
"QUIDDIT! Stop touching me!"
"No YOU QUIDDIT! You started this!"
"No... YOU QUIDDIT!!"
by electronicbattleground November 8, 2004
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playing quidditch

1. The entire act of masturbation

2. The entire act of sex with a partner.
1. beating bludgers is one facet of playing Quidditch.

2. I just got finished playing Quidditch with Melissa; she said she caught the snitch, but I still think she pulled a wronski feint on me.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker March 4, 2005
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Quidditch

Quidditch is the uber sport played on broom-sticks in teh awesome b00ks (Harry Potter)
aright harry wanna go play some Quidditch, you can have a go of my broom
by Fluker July 19, 2005
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Mouth Quidditch

A game in which you play with your mouth, similar to Harry Potter quidditch however in muggle world and played using your mouth. Equipment consists of a hoop whereas the object of the game is to launch a designated food item into your partner's facial cavity.

SAFETY REQUIREMENT(S): Knee pads.
My partner just dislogged the designated food item from his airways. Mouth quidditch is dangerous af.
by MouthQuidditchGuild May 24, 2017
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hit it and quidditch

a term similar to "hit it and quit it," that is primarily used by non-muggles, harry potter fans, and people who's name is similar to harry potter.
ron: 'dude, harry. that chick is so fiine.'

harry: 'dude i know! but shes annoying, so i think i'm gonna hit it and quidditch'
by qudditchfan101 October 23, 2009
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