by Alex Da Cook December 4, 2004
Get the Queerness in the Rearness mug.When a fart loves a queef they make love. They have passionate sex. after 9 months a queeflet is born. The queeflet runs into a neighboring pussy for shelter until it is fully nursed back to health usually by a good samaritan colon. The queeflet joins the island of queeflets who are all trying to win the lottery to go to the outside world.
Chick:Awww look hunny it's an itty bitty queeflet. She's adorable. We should make one!
Dude: Aw Hell NAw bitch I'm just sleepin wit yo ass cuz my i gots the clap and no other hoes are down wit dat shit. The only thing your gettin is a stomped splein and a bloody vagina you creep ass cunt.
(chick goes down on dude)
(dude rips rank ass in chicks face)
(chick swallows and throwsup)
(dude makes chick swallow fart throwup)
Dude: Aw Hell NAw bitch I'm just sleepin wit yo ass cuz my i gots the clap and no other hoes are down wit dat shit. The only thing your gettin is a stomped splein and a bloody vagina you creep ass cunt.
(chick goes down on dude)
(dude rips rank ass in chicks face)
(chick swallows and throwsup)
(dude makes chick swallow fart throwup)
by chebby chase March 27, 2008
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A queef, although the are in short little bursts! Queefles is a combination between the words queef and sprinkles, which creates queefles! Queefles are usually from the woman’s vagina!
by Doctor queef April 10, 2022
Get the Queefles mug.One who gapes pussy and leaves it with a big hollow cavity for which then air then fills and when the pussy is squeezed a loud queefing noise is made.
Johnny fucked Jenny in her pussy with his huge cock and got nicknamed the queefmeister because of the loud queefing noises Jenny's pussy made for several days after they fucked.
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Get the queebles mug.My personal ad is very clear about the sort of man I'm looking for, so why do all these queefweasels with mommy issues and hygiene deficiencies keep emailing me?
by Emdeecee April 29, 2010
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