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Queerness in the Rearness

Something extremely gay, but not quite as gay as gaynus in the anus.
Damnit! Working at Dairy Queen is fuckin queerness in the Rearness!
by Alex Da Cook December 4, 2004
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queeflet

When a fart loves a queef they make love. They have passionate sex. after 9 months a queeflet is born. The queeflet runs into a neighboring pussy for shelter until it is fully nursed back to health usually by a good samaritan colon. The queeflet joins the island of queeflets who are all trying to win the lottery to go to the outside world.
Chick:Awww look hunny it's an itty bitty queeflet. She's adorable. We should make one!
Dude: Aw Hell NAw bitch I'm just sleepin wit yo ass cuz my i gots the clap and no other hoes are down wit dat shit. The only thing your gettin is a stomped splein and a bloody vagina you creep ass cunt.
(chick goes down on dude)
(dude rips rank ass in chicks face)
(chick swallows and throwsup)
(dude makes chick swallow fart throwup)
by chebby chase March 27, 2008
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Queefles

A queef, although the are in short little bursts! Queefles is a combination between the words queef and sprinkles, which creates queefles! Queefles are usually from the woman’s vagina!
Larry: Eww, what was that gross series of noises?
Janice: Oops! Those were just my little queefles
by Doctor queef April 10, 2022
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Queefmeister

One who gapes pussy and leaves it with a big hollow cavity for which then air then fills and when the pussy is squeezed a loud queefing noise is made.
Johnny fucked Jenny in her pussy with his huge cock and got nicknamed the queefmeister because of the loud queefing noises Jenny's pussy made for several days after they fucked.
by Shakespeare2000 May 22, 2018
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queebles

That girl has a huge rack, but her friend has queebles
by joosaay December 23, 2007
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queefweasel

A pathetically stupid, abrasive, and/or otherwise worthless or unpleasant person.
My personal ad is very clear about the sort of man I'm looking for, so why do all these queefweasels with mommy issues and hygiene deficiencies keep emailing me?
by Emdeecee April 29, 2010
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queefiness

Queefiness- When someone smells really bad.
Chaz really has a queefiness smell because he didn`t shower this morning.
by Sam Malone December 19, 2006
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