Queef

the funniest kind of fart, coming from the v-a-g-i-n-a

oml she had a queef and I almost had a technicolor yawn it was so funny.

by itz_kidz June 5, 2016

queef

Here it is, a queef is the sound air that is trapped in the vagina makes when a girl is tight or loose, the penis is small for the vagina or large for the vagina, when it is expelled from said vagina. Occurring often in the doggy-style or legs over shoulders position due to a large penis inside of a small vagina where the air is pushed into and out of the vagina during intercourse, generally emitted after a pull-out. Gentlemen, this is a good thing unless the woman is just loosey-goosey. Generally it means that the woman has been trying to enhance mutual pleasure by contracting her vaginal muscles, and the in and out style of sex, especially deep thrusts after a just the tip phase, make this possible. If a woman can do this on command, then she has a tight control of her vaginal musculature and it is a very good thing. Enjoy, ladies and gentlemen.

As he was penetrating her in the from behind position, her tight vagina queefed, letting him know that he had pounded her hard, and her tightness was worth the effort.

by nooneknowsme810 September 6, 2009

Queef

Dont be embarrassed ladies guys like varts!! :-D

Like a burp after a good meal

by Chevy July 5, 2003

queef

Pronunciation

/ka-wee-f/

Verb
1. To fart out of a vagina (literal).

2. To make an embarrassing mistake; past tense (queefed).

3. An act of being really stressed out and and/or shook.

Noun
4. A very weird male or female that is usually awkward and embarrassing to be around.

Exclamation
5. Used to express embarrassment.

1. My vagina is so loose I am queefing more often.

2. Oh my gosh I just queefed! I literally forgot my wallet for the third time. Can you give me coin?

3. I am actually queefing. Cardi B’s performance at the Grammy’s is so iconic.

4. Everyone at my computer science class are queefs.

5. *Drops book* queef...

by Queefology May 16, 2019

Queef

Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.

Annabelle tried to conceal her queef at the governors ball but to no avail.

by Jeff August 24, 2004

Queef

A pussy fart!

She queefed on my chode.

by Lover May 19, 2003

queef

some hoe farting out their vagina

uh oh, queefy

by d5unk December 1, 2019