Skip to main content

Quasimodo 

An individual who can be considered simple or of similar mongitude.
Someone daft or even in special circumstances a bullshitter.
1)
Jim: I cut my hair yesterday with a knife and fork.
Gaz: Fuck me Jim Quasimodo has had smarter haircuts.
2)
Joe: I ran 2 miles in 5 minutes last week.
Brian: give it a rest Quasimodo, everyone is tired of your bullshit.
Quasimodo by Henchman September 8, 2019
Quasimodo mug front
Get the Quasimodo mug.
See more merch

Quasimodo 

He so pretty,really swag and all the ladies love him and he doesn't he fell inlove with fl studio.
I wanna be a QUASIMODO.
Quasimodo by Vesh trippy April 11, 2021

Quasimodo 

When your hitting a woman doggy style and suddenly pull out and shove it in her ass, making her arch her back up
I gave my wife the Quasimodo and now she's pissed.
Quasimodo by Psycho Wrath October 24, 2024

Quasimodo Test 

Relating to online dating: the initial exchange of photos because it is often the first speedbump towards finding somebody online. If the picture is more appealing than not, well then congratulations, you've passed the Quasimodo Test!
Sandy passed Jim's Quasimodo Test, but she couldn't stomach his goiter, so he was history.
Quasimodo Test by DH July 19, 2004

Quasimodo x Ani 

The best ship in the whole wide world frfr
Random guy: What ship do you ship?

Other guy: Oh Quasimodo x Ani of course

Random guy: Omg slayuu
Quasimodo x Ani by Begugula December 1, 2023

Quasimodo Donald

Nickname for Diaper Donald due to his ever increasing hunchback.
There goes Quasimodo Donald once again ripping off the American people while he stoops ever lower lining his pockets as he rips-off America.

The Quasimodo 

When being done doggie style and the male is about to come. You reach between your legs and flick him in the balls while shouting, "Sanctuary."
Heather gave Jon The Quasimodo last night and he enjoyed it.
The Quasimodo by Dreadvader October 9, 2014