Quasimodo

An individual who can be considered simple or of similar mongitude.
Someone daft or even in special circumstances a bullshitter.

1)
Jim: I cut my hair yesterday with a knife and fork.
Gaz: Fuck me Jim Quasimodo has had smarter haircuts.
2)
Joe: I ran 2 miles in 5 minutes last week.
Brian: give it a rest Quasimodo, everyone is tired of your bullshit.

by Henchman September 8, 2019

Quasimodo

He so pretty,really swag and all the ladies love him and he doesn't he fell inlove with fl studio.

I wanna be a QUASIMODO.

by Vesh trippy April 11, 2021

Quasimodo

When your hitting a woman doggy style and suddenly pull out and shove it in her ass, making her arch her back up

I gave my wife the Quasimodo and now she's pissed.

by Psycho Wrath October 24, 2024

Quasimodo Test

Relating to online dating: the initial exchange of photos because it is often the first speedbump towards finding somebody online. If the picture is more appealing than not, well then congratulations, you've passed the Quasimodo Test!

Sandy passed Jim's Quasimodo Test, but she couldn't stomach his goiter, so he was history.

by DH July 19, 2004

Quasimodo x Ani

The best ship in the whole wide world frfr

Random guy: What ship do you ship?

Other guy: Oh Quasimodo x Ani of course

Random guy: Omg slayuu

by Begugula December 1, 2023

The Quasimodo

When being done doggie style and the male is about to come. You reach between your legs and flick him in the balls while shouting, "Sanctuary."

Heather gave Jon The Quasimodo last night and he enjoyed it.

by Dreadvader October 9, 2014

Silly Quasimodo

when someone does something so silly, like when Quasimodo threw rocks at people. (make sure you pronounce the U)

someone: *kills someone*
you: what a silly Quasimodo

by yeetsapotato June 3, 2019