Quarantea

When the guy you're seeing six feet apart tells you he has a crush on you.

Let's have a Zoom call, I've got to share the quarantea!

by IsolationHamlin April 30, 2020

quarantinavirus

a mental condition that can be developed after spending an extended period of time away from any normal social contact

Bruh I've been stuck in this house for two weeks because of that damn coronavirus shidd. I think I might've gotten quarantinavirus.

by quarantinavirusvictim March 20, 2020

Quarantoned

Enhanced physical fitness brought on by being stuck at home with only your home gym equipment to pass the time.

Can’t go to work, guess I’ll blow the dust off the bow flex and get quarantoned.

by Wegotjokes April 8, 2020

Quarantina

A baby girl concieved during covid-19 quarantine. She has a twin sister by the name Soshal Dastance.

Those cute girls in the class of 2040 are the twins Quarantina and Soshal Dastance

by Soshal Dastance May 7, 2020

Quarantinable

The high level of which one is desirable to spend an extended period of time locked up in seclusion together.

Regan is so chill and quarantinable. I could just spend an eternity with her on this mountain.

by idsign23 March 24, 2020

Quaranton

The amount of weight a person gains while stuck home waiting for the coronavirus epidemic to go away.

Forget about a beach bod this summer. I gained a quaranton being stuck in my house for the last month.

by Tenth Power March 31, 2020

Quaranteam

1. Noun: the people you live with or hang out with during a pandemic quarantine.

2. Verb: raiding supplies or gang banging during a pandemic quarantine. Similar to tag-teaming.

"We're all out of toilet paper"
"All right quaranteam, don your CBRN gear and grab your weapons; we are going to quaranteam the covidiot neighbours across the street"

by rebnvodka March 25, 2020