Quarandog

A dog that you get during quarantine.

"I haven't seen Joe for a while, how is he doing?"
"I talked to him yesterday. He's gotten a quarandog because he lives alone."

by smoochyroot^2 February 13, 2021

Quarantormones

Heightened hormone levels caused from prolonged periods of quarantine.

Becky, you don't mean that, it's just your quarantormones flaring.

by Flounders March 24, 2020

quaranhole

A quaranhole is can exist ideally when an individual falls too deep into a “porn hole” with insufficient sanitation and cleaning supplies available. The depth of the “porn hole” causes said individual to forget replenishing those necessary consumables; furthermore, they continue to view smut for a prolonged period till a point where their psychosis and “porn guilt” become hysteric of the fear that they will contaminate the outside world if they stop now.

Once a quaranhole occurs, the porn addict will deteriorate into a rampage of impulse, depleting them of lubricant, tissue, lotion, towels, etc. and are not able to rationalize their reason to cease. The pornhead will be unable to leave their homes, resulting in an apocalyptic amount of bodily fluids, mostly semen, with the inability to conceal one’s self-loathing caused by the week’s spent watching smut.“

“That’s when I realized that i had fallen into a quaranhole. What else could I do?”

“No worries, bro. I know what’ll brighten you up.”

“A drink?”

“Nah, a black light.”

by Orafurin March 30, 2020

Quarantoke

To smoke any substance (usually Illegal) during a national Pandemic or Quarantine... Quarentoke

Mate!!!! I'm stuck in Quarantine but I'm still having a fat Quarantoke got that shit through Royal Mail... Stay Home!

by Barker4058 April 2, 2020

quaranorny

when ur quarantined and horny. u cant get that dick for awhile cus u stuck at home

person 1: i want dick but im stuck at home. person 2: u must be quaranorny

by vibez.ferb April 10, 2020

quarantophobia

Fear of being forced to be quarantined due to a global pandemic.

Fear of extended general lock-down that affect otherwise (physically) healthy people.

I have quarantophobia. I hope the government does not issue another pandemic related lockdown this fall!

by DuskyMan May 4, 2020

quarantophile

A person who loves government mandated quarantine due to a global pandemic.

Mark is a quarantophile; the recluse that he is, it gives him yet another reason to pack up, leave the city, and go live in his isolated cabin up state.

by DuskyMan May 4, 2020