The state of one's genitals being unable to engorge with blood, usually caused by seeing someone horrific or significant blunt trauma.
Guy 1: "Hey did you see that new Sarah Jessica Parker movie?"
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."
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Waiting so long before pooping that when you finally decide to get up and go you find that you cannot move because you will shit your pants.
John was enthralled with his video game. When he finally decided to go to the bathroom he couldn't move because poop paralysis had set in.
by NisbetStrangler March 13, 2010
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by k1ttyk1tty777 November 29, 2013
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by Caveman100 June 8, 2014
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When asked by a waitress what he would order, he replied "Start with me last", a definitive Peraltaism.
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n. Belgian quality which is smoothie in nature and made of nuts; comes from Planet Food.
n. when yo cheap ass dont wanna spend 6 dolla on nutella, pralinutta.
v. to pralinutt
recommended uses: to spread on croissants, to spread on your body, shine bathtubs, sinks, and toilets.
n. Belgian quality which is smoothie in nature and made of nuts; comes from Planet Food.
n. when yo cheap ass dont wanna spend 6 dolla on nutella, pralinutta.
v. to pralinutt
recommended uses: to spread on croissants, to spread on your body, shine bathtubs, sinks, and toilets.
Shut up or pralinutt up
hay there boi you eva seen a pralinnuta'
don't get your pralinutta all over me man!
hay there boi you eva seen a pralinnuta'
don't get your pralinutta all over me man!
by nutella_hazelnutty October 12, 2011
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