plutonically

An adverb used by a man/woman to emphasize that it is not love/relationhip as in boyfriend and girlfriend but a friendly or normal love, as in don't hate you but I'm not in love with you either. Eg. Do you love Johnny? Well, yea, I just love him plutonically.

Do you love Naomie? Yes, like plutonically, I mean I love her as a friend.

by jonDon January 13, 2015

Plutonic

Like platonic but for retards who can't spell

Person 1: We're plutonic friends
Person 2: wtf retard it's platonic

by The Derky May 9, 2019

Pubonic Plague

Crabs, Public lice: get's transported from person to person during intercourse. The main symptom is itching, usually in the pubic-hair area, resulting from hypersensitivity to louse saliva, which can become stronger over two or more weeks following initial infestation. In some infestations, a characteristic grey-blue or slate coloration appears (maculae caeruleae) at the feeding site, which may last for days.

Paul: "What the fuck Steve, stop scratching your balls."

Steve:"Sorry man your sister gave me the Pubonic Plague."

by dsorchestra90 November 1, 2010

plutonic

A penatration-based sex act so warped and craven that it is "of Pluto", i.e. beyond anal. Although "plutonic" does not refer to any specific act, it could include such acts as ear sex, removing someone's glass eye and having sex with the empty eyesocket, sex with a colostomy stoma, an esophagal stoma, or stab wound.

John and Kim's relationship progressed quickly - on Wednesday they were platonic friends, on Thursday afternoon they were fucking, and by Sunday they started getting into some plutonic shit.

by Johnny Panic February 20, 2008

plutonic

A non-sexual relationship between a man and a woman that could /should only work in outer space.

After mastering artificial gravity, faster-than-light travel, and building this colony on Pluto, it's really easy to just be friends with hot chicks in a totally plutonic way.

Honestly, baby, I'm not cheating, me and Jennika are just plutonic friends!

by YattonMan April 2, 2008

Plutonic

A relationship that was formerly sexual in nature, but has been demoted to "just friends."

I used to be all over her beef-curtains, but then our relationship went plutonic.

by cactustime November 15, 2009

Plutonic Love

It's like when you with your friends and you hold hands, and cuddle and even to the point kiss and it's like whatever you're friends and if they're cool with it and you are then so be it, there's nothing romantic about it, it's just there.

Like if I were to be holding hands with my sister, I wouldn't care because I know im straight and I am not romantically in love with her. It's not weird, I just want to do that because she's my sister and I will do so because I fucking can, I have a Plutonic Love to her.

by Whycuzwhy March 1, 2014