pustastrophy

a situation where you must fight over girls at a party where males highly outnumber females. "similar to sausage fest"

Last night was a total pustastrophy there were half as many girls as guys.

by matt07golf April 20, 2009

Pustachio

A guy that is too young to grow a mustache but grows a lame ass one anyway.

Did you see that fuzz on Aaron's upper lip ? He's 12, it looks like he glued pubes to his lip. . . a pustachio !!!

by MTS73 August 25, 2010

Pustaste

Commonly defined as one of the following:

1.) Pussy
2.) A Huge Poop
3.) "You lick someone's pussy"

1. Man I can smell Victoria's Pustaste from way over here!
2. Holy shit! I just dropped a huge ass pustaste in there!
3. No one likes you, Olivia... PUSTASTE!!!

by PUSTINATOR November 7, 2009

pustache

Similar to the Bacon Strip only horizontally located.

I think she puts wax in that pustache.

by George Davis September 22, 2007

Pustang

When a woman puts an electric eel in your cooch than it shocks her. The male just watches

Last night I tried pustang

by 56492583 January 10, 2021

pustovoytov

Empty inside

Se that trash can must be pustovoytov.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

pustard chut

a pastry entailing obscene implications

I could use a "pustard chut"

by my_pseudonym_is_pseudonym January 14, 2021