pussitis

the state of having an inflamed puss puss

Wow girl, my pussitis is killing me, it is really red and hurts.

by The dirty lihn February 20, 2011

Pussitül

A person who has just clearly demonstrated qualities of both a pussy, and a tool.

As in, "What the fuck is the matter with you? You fucking pussitül."

See: flapibaggs

See also: toolbox, cuntwrench, tampon, dildo, douche-bag, fucktard, beef-eater

by BwanaIguana May 31, 2009

PussTuss

the art of emitting sound waves from your penis which annihalates her puss. This will cause countless orgasms upon the person being used on. When using this trick, girls will be screaming with delight. The sound waves are formed by touching your wood!

"OMG, HE PUSSTUSSED ME, IM SO HAPPPY!"
"Wow Rachel, I heard sam pusstussed you!"

by ZelenovOtroskiMendelov November 21, 2018

Pusitus

When someone acts like a pussy on a regular basis.

Kyle wouldn’t come to Christmas because he has pusitus.

I think Mike has pusitus because he hasn’t been to work this whole week.

by Lew922 December 27, 2021

Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl

A disease where Justin puts his penis down every couch he sees. Similar/ often confused with strep.
In reality you put penis everywhere.

Justin has Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl again, maybe he’ll rub some fucking dirt on it or take a cough drop this time and stop being a fucking idiot dumbass.

by ManeBro69 June 8, 2022

Pussitis

When a guy acts like a huge bitch almost like he has a pussy between his legs.

Adam wont even go to the bar with the boys because his pussitis is acting up.

by Sj9587 January 23, 2026

PLANTAR PUSSITIS

A MAKE BELIEF CHRONIC CONDITION IN WHICH A MAN USES HIS FOOT AS AN EXCUSE BUT IN FACT IT JUST MAKES HIM SEEM AS THOUGH HE HAS A PUSSY BETWEEN HIS LEGS.

Eddy: Bro you cant hoop anymore you’re washed up.

Jorge: Dude! My Plantar Pussitis is acting up. It’s bothering me and it really hurts!

by EZBUCKETS October 13, 2019