Pretentious Douche

To be an asshole without actually knowing jack shit about your topic

Alex Stroube is the most pretentious douche I've ever met.

by SimplyShrimp February 3, 2015

Pretendonitis

A made up injury to get out of doing something

Jayce didn’t feel like practicing soccer so he told the coach he had pretendonitis

by Jzman111015 April 1, 2018

play pretend

Make-believe, imagination, role-playing

Staying in my play pretend where the fun it got no end.

by Codedabbler November 17, 2014

Pretentious Douchebag

A person obsessed with their sense of self worth. Characteristically they believe they are greater than other people and belittle others to gain status and feel powerful.
These people can almost never spell, drink too much, party with 'boiz' or are generally just stupid.

That Luke Sugars guy is a Pretentious Douchebag.

by Chuck13s March 18, 2011

Pretentious Bitch

An annoying, usually psuedo-intellectual, skank or artist who listens to alternative music genres and thinks she's better than everyone. In order to maintain whatever self-esteem she has, she criticizes everyone and everything she sees, but in a very passive aggressive way, as to avoid open conflict. If she does fall into a verbal conflict her only defense mechanism is to rattle off random bullshit that makes no sense. Because her target doesn't know wtf she's talking about, she feels she is above the whole thing.

I hate pretentious bitches.

by WHOknewHOZ April 4, 2011

pretend-to-work truck

Pick-up type truck driven by unemployed construction worker seeking to project an air of employment.

'Work-truck?' He hasn't worked in years. More like his wife's 'work truck' or his pretend-to-work truck.

by ohthree11 June 1, 2010

preteens

Children roughly between 9 to 13 years old.

To help define 'preteens,' Miley tweeted this adorable picture of herself as a toothy preteen with tangled hair, generating a lot of 'awws' from followers.

by PoppaCrumpalicious February 12, 2018