purelli

someone infatuated with purell hand sanitizer

your'e such a purelli

by latnlady April 15, 2009

Purely

To be purely fucked up is to be FUCKED UP.

PURELY!
Fuck. I'm Purely
I'm Purely
PURELY FUCKED UP

by The Gumshoe May 26, 2009

Purell Hand Sanitizer

You probably use this shit too much. You can never find some when you need some and one of your teachers will always have an almost empty bottle of it on their desk but they will never run out somehow.

"Hey man, it's flu season make sure you wash your hands."
"Nah dude it's cool I got some Purell Hand Sanitizer on me."
"Shit can I get some?"

by hendooshie January 31, 2018

purell sure

When you're 99.99% sure of something

I'm purell sure that she's taken, dude

by caterpillarcock March 31, 2011

Purell Necklace

The result when you're trying to dispense hand sanitizer from a bottle where the nozzle is all clogged up and suddenly it shoots all over your chest

This cheap hand sanitizer keeps drying out—I've accidentally given myself three Purell Necklaces this week! At least it dries quickly.

by skittoi July 23, 2020

Purely Flight

An amazing RFS (real flight simulator) youtuber who will one day beat Liachu and other big creators in subs. He is one of the top ten rfs creators. (I’m definitely not writing about myself).

You MUST subscribe to Purely Flight if you haven’t already.

by PurelyFlightOfficial June 6, 2022

Coronashine Purell

The knock off homemade Moonshine-ish Coronavirus (COVID-19) antiseptic sold on the black market in real Purell containers by those willing to anything to make a buck at onset of the Coronavirus pandemic. In most cases it’s usually made of ingredients such as EverClear, Vodka, or Gin combined with Aloe Vera. Making as much as $500 for 750mL per bottle at underground Speakeasies and PTA meetings.

1.) Barbara and the younginns are slagging this Coronashine Purell I’m brewing behind the trailer in that rusty shed at the school playground. And it is selling better than Girl Scout Cookies in the Spring or shanks and other contraband in a US Federal Maximum Security prison.

2.) Yo, Bro! They’re selling that Coronashine Purell beging the weed dispensary.

by Rezo March 11, 2020